why so blue panda bear?

a phrase heard on a candy comercial, the Zoo Krew in costa mesa use it as a way of saying "whats wrong?"

andrew: why so blue panda bear? you look shitty.

Tuesday: "It's that time of the month"

andrew: "shitty"

by simo June 17, 2006

dutch pancake

after a woman lays a cleveland steamer right on your chest, she smashes it with her ass into a nice flat pancake. blueberries and whipped cream optional.

"...and when she finished off with a dutch pancake, I painted the screen."

by mushroom blue June 30, 2004

dissappearing panda

A dissappearing panda is when your having sex with a girl and right after you cum you say "look a panda" and point in a different direction, quickly pull out, take off the condom and slap her in the face with it

Hey look a panda! *smack* ha they better get that dissappearing panda back to the zoo.

by Devin H May 4, 2006

pancake sac

when one presses his scrotum against a glass door, having an audience on the other side of the door watch it expand to the size of a pancake; leaves a sweaty and/or greasy residue on said window

"Dude, Alan, bust a pancake sac on the window or I'll give you a Cleveland Steamer! Gosh!"

by Robbie November 12, 2004

pandagoth

PANDAGOTH (n.) Pander-khoth

1. Overweight female with a penchant for dark make-up - similar in looks and build to a bear-like mammal... usually accompanied by a VERY attractive (yet anaemic looking) female friend, the Pandagoth makes up for her lack of sexual appeal by wearing a combination of the following:

a.) A 'Slipknot' hoodie.
b.) Black lipstick.
c.) Thick-framed glasses.
d.) 'Army' style boots.
e.) A weedy looking youth with a pseudo-beard hanging from her arm.

Pandagoths often 'sell-out' during their college years and become librarians, serial killers or lecturers.

"Chewie... I can't see pal... what's that? Pandagoths? Where? Ya gotta help me ol' pal... don't let them get me!"

"Grrwwwwwrrrrraaarrrrdddgghhhhh!"

(Excerpt from "The Pandagoths Strike Back")

by Neil Baxter September 23, 2005

Panda-monium

1. when the pandas break loose out of the zoo and cause mass mayhem throughout the city.
2.widespread destruction in wimpy peoples pants

joe: bob just had some panda-monium when anne looked at him.
chris: what a nerd

by Hero rasmussen February 27, 2008

cyborg-hippo-were-panda

It is a hippo/panda splice that has been upgraded with computerized machines and processors to make it a smarter, faster, more tactical killing machine. But all the while being able to write award winning poems in the heat of combat.

The city is being wiped out by that dangerously destructive device, but sensitive, cyborg hippo panda.

by SamuraiWarrior March 22, 2005