pandagoth 

PANDAGOTH (n.) Pander-khoth

1. Overweight female with a penchant for dark make-up - similar in looks and build to a bear-like mammal... usually accompanied by a VERY attractive (yet anaemic looking) female friend, the Pandagoth makes up for her lack of sexual appeal by wearing a combination of the following:

a.) A 'Slipknot' hoodie.
b.) Black lipstick.
c.) Thick-framed glasses.
d.) 'Army' style boots.
e.) A weedy looking youth with a pseudo-beard hanging from her arm.

Pandagoths often 'sell-out' during their college years and become librarians, serial killers or lecturers.

"Chewie... I can't see pal... what's that? Pandagoths? Where? Ya gotta help me ol' pal... don't let them get me!"

"Grrwwwwwrrrrraaarrrrdddgghhhhh!"

(Excerpt from "The Pandagoths Strike Back")

pandagoth by Neil Baxter September 23, 2005

panagioths 

someone that i wouldnt let drive my car. He cant turn right or left he always goes straight unlike his daughter.

Dude drive safer dont be so panagioths

panagioths by picowashere December 2, 2021

Pandatheistic Randomism 

Pandatheistic Randomism is a new religion, where the internet is its Vatican, where anyone can add their own text to the Great Book. The most zealous member of the cult is Dont Panic 6x9 who makes images and relentlessly gathers followers. Voted most likely to be next Jim Jones.

He follows the religion of pandatheistic randomism

Pandatheistic Randomism by Nicky Dover January 27, 2007

Pandathe Mohanlal 

Something or someone the best long ago, but ruined completely now as if there is no going back.

Ozone layer over North pole was a Pandathe Mohanlal, before humans started to pollute earth at this terribly aggressive level.

Pandathe Mohanlal by Kundiyillatha minnaminungu November 17, 2019

Pandagate 

n: Petty political drama which unfolded in Australia in 2004, involving some Melbourne Uni liberal hacks, a gullible Herald Sun journo and a whole lotta blogging. "Panda" derives (somewhat mysteriously) from the protagonist's name.

Student 1: So, did you hear about Pandagate?
Student 2: What the hell are you talking about?

Pandagate by AndyBolt December 23, 2004

Pandagoogle 

When your friend looks like a Panda, and every time he mentions any topic in a whatsapp group of mutual friends you go on to google and search images for the funniest picture of a Panda doing what he has mentioned, and post it on whatsapp

Friend who looks like a Panda says to whatsapp group: " I was thinking of taking up Yoga"
You: search google using Panda+Yoga, pick the funniest image and send it to your friends on whatsapp as quickly as possible, with a funny line. Experts have been know to successfully Pandagoogle with 2-3 seconds

Friend who looks like a Panda says to whatsapp group: " I read a good book last week"
You: search google using Panda+Reading+book, pick the funniest image and send it to your friends on whatsapp as quickly as possible, with a funny line.

Pandagoogle by gabbars July 25, 2018

Panagioths 

Panagioths is a greek guy. He wears mask 24/7 and can sometimes be dumb. Dont get fooled though, he is very intelligent. Panagiotis likes watching anime, staying at home and playing video games.He is insanely good at league of legends adc and valorant sage.

Panagioths:jungle diff
Teammates: facts

Panagioths by Ort.Not short -_+ November 20, 2021