Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker 

It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.

The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.

Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009

Panda Express 

A fast food chain that serves "Chinese" themed food, mostly well known for its Orange Chicken. It's not authentic Chinese by any standard, but it's still delicious.

Tim Wong: Where are we going to dinner?
Steve: Panda Express
Tim Wong: That isn't real Chinese Food like they make in the motherland, but okay.

Panda Express by partyrockstar222 August 11, 2016

panda sandwich 

a sangwich consisting oF sourdough bread, ground panda meat, lettuce, tomato, onions, ketchup, guava jelly, camel semen, bamboo, twat waffles, cooter juice, and a big fat juicy pickle.

goes good with a cum frap.

Allie:Welcome to Douchewaffle Hut. May i take your order?
Brett: Yes, I'd like a panda sandwich, no big fat juicy pickle, and a cum frap.

panda sandwich by anthony6969 July 15, 2006

Panda Mask

Cumming on a girls face then cutting off ur pubes and throwing them in her face and punching both her eyes giving her the look of a panda

My girlfriend came home ten minutes late last night so i gave that bitch a panda mask

Panda Mask by Pandamonium19214132413289 June 30, 2009

Panda Golfer 

a) A golfer who would only play a round of golf under almost perfect conditions (e.g. sunny, no wind, ideal temperture, 9-plus hours of sleep the night before) so the golfer's performance on the scorecard is maximized. Like a panda who is pampered and needs perfect condition to mate.

b) A southern California golfer.

Tony will not join us tomorrow morning, that Panda Golfer will not play under any adverse weather condition.

Panda Golfer by BBG-GBL February 16, 2009

Panda status 

used when giving praise to an object, something someone said, or an idea, but with things referring to pandas, Enjoi, black and white, or something that is cool and peaceful at the same time.

man1: Is that a panda on your shirt? Panda status!

man2: thanks man.

man1: I'm going to listen to Bob Marley for two weeks straight.
man2: wow that's panda status thinking.
man1: that's not what my mom told me.
man2:your mom's not cool, but your dad is panda status.

Panda status by daxterrific April 6, 2010

Panda fuckhouse

A sexual manoeuvre, a close relative of alligator fuckhouse. Correctly executed panda fuckhouse will result in a black eye for at least one participant . When one partner attempts what may be perceived by the other partner as a surprising move, the recipient will respond with a punch to their partner's eye. Double panda fuckhouse entails the punchee returning the favour with a punch to their partner's eye.

"Hey Jen, how did you get that black eye?"
"Kevin tried for anal last night, so I distracted him with alligator fuckhouse and he caught me on the rebound with his panda fuckhouse"
"Wicked night!"

Panda fuckhouse by Screenlicker February 29, 2012