Porcelain python

A very large shit, often cause grunting, pain, or a loud splash

"I ate some peanuts and then some ballpark franks, gave me a porcelain python straight outta the burmese jungle

by blackpowder1776 June 10, 2010

Pants Pylon

An unwanted erection, usually manifesting itself while in school or at church.

Every day during studyhall, whenever Melissa was nearby I suffered the worst Pants Pylon.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 17, 2013

aztec pyramid

An Aztec pyramid is when you and a nice bunch of your buddies (at least 8) take off all your clothes and form and face each other, forming a pyramid. After this is achieved a girl of choice will get inside the pyramid and begin to perform fellatio until everyone ejaculates onto her, much like a Bukake. Heres the twist: Directly after, you and all the guys cut your erect penises off and proceed to beat the girl with your severed penises until her death. Finally, after she dies, a separate man dressed as a Spanish conquistador holding a flaming torch sets you all on fire.

hey man you know that slut sarah? her friend claire totally had an Aztec Pyramid done on her while her dad watched. Anyway, lets get some sushi.

by aztec pyramid January 21, 2017

dirty pyromaniac

When you eat something spicy before going down on someone as revenge.

"Did you hear about Sara and John? Wing night for them accidently turned into a dirty pyromaniac."

by PRIDErunsdeep November 7, 2017

Obama pyramid

Obama but he is a pyramid

"yo, its obama pyramid!"

by Xocrone May 25, 2020

Leile pyörii

When the number 44 comes up.

Hamrlík 44 duunissa, leile pyörii!!

by Club66 April 25, 2021

The Pythagorean Theorem

The Pythagorean Theorem is a theorem that calculates the hypotenuse of a triangle; the formula being a^2+b^2=c^2, c being the hypotenuse and a & b being the legs of the triangle.

This theorem contains exponential expression & square roots. An example or this theorem is 9^2+12^2=c^2. First we need to calculate 9^2 and 12^2, which is 81 and 144. Next, we add them, you should get 225. Lastly, √225=15, so c=15.

Person 1: 6^2+8^2=14^2

Person 2: Wrong, 6^2 and 8^2 is 36 and 64, 36+64=100, √100=10

Person 1: Now that makes sense! How'd you get that

Person 2: The Pythagorean Theorem

by Dictontony July 20, 2022