When you overindulge on popcorn either at home or at the movies. Then have to drop a duce and the terd is full of popcorn kernel shells that tear up your sink wrinkle.
by Phat Paulie August 6, 2025
Get the Popcorn Kernel Corn Hole Cuttermug. When you get so scared at the movies that you spit into your hot buttered popcorn creating spudder butter.
The opening scene of the movie scared us so bad that we spit into our hot buttered popcorn creating hot sputtered popcorn .
by Katelynne's dad July 17, 2022
Get the Hot Sputtered popcornmug. The microwave popcorn date is a special form of a date which consists of two people, a nature documentary and, of course, microwave popcorn. It is considered as a modern 21st century way of dating and can also include (but is not limited to): tetra pak wine, fake candles, old fragrance sticks.
by cessc May 6, 2019
Get the microwave popcorn datemug. Thunder that certainly sounds like popcorn in a microwave. The building up of suspense such as crackling, popping, loud, etc.
by campm August 18, 2022
Get the Popcorn Thundermug. by Researcher135 July 20, 2017
Get the have you some popcornmug. An agitated popcorn is what we today call, an adhd, but one one is agitated,
So, if you get a bag of popcorn, at the bottom of of bag are the brain-deads, the corns that don't pop, the buttery ones are the normals which are 85% of population, then the ones that keep popping after the bags told you no no dont bro when you hear 1-2 pops a second, they are the batch of agitated popcorns, cause they will just keep popping till the batch is just fucking burnt... making an OCD unable to make their their popcorn due to they must complete task, resulting in burning and setting fire to the microwave because of those agitated popcorn...
So, if you get a bag of popcorn, at the bottom of of bag are the brain-deads, the corns that don't pop, the buttery ones are the normals which are 85% of population, then the ones that keep popping after the bags told you no no dont bro when you hear 1-2 pops a second, they are the batch of agitated popcorns, cause they will just keep popping till the batch is just fucking burnt... making an OCD unable to make their their popcorn due to they must complete task, resulting in burning and setting fire to the microwave because of those agitated popcorn...
Bro what the fuck was with wally this morning, did he take his pills?
he just couldn't stop moving mate
Like Jack rolling down a hill after a big Saturday i muted the volume and was watching him tryna write paddlestick on a fishdick n swear mums it was like watching popcorn pop by a sales rep behind the popcorn machine at your local theatre on Thursday filmenigans, he was pissing the customers off cause he was acting like an agitated popcorn, like stop frizzing their wally write ya paddlestick on a fishdick and take ya daily corn pill, stop acting like an agitated popcorn it's not puffpuff on ya nan's rocklawn wallys full fucked hes gone?
She just asked if the mower is rough rough be done before dark honey rocks on lawn Wally's my first born
he just couldn't stop moving mate
Like Jack rolling down a hill after a big Saturday i muted the volume and was watching him tryna write paddlestick on a fishdick n swear mums it was like watching popcorn pop by a sales rep behind the popcorn machine at your local theatre on Thursday filmenigans, he was pissing the customers off cause he was acting like an agitated popcorn, like stop frizzing their wally write ya paddlestick on a fishdick and take ya daily corn pill, stop acting like an agitated popcorn it's not puffpuff on ya nan's rocklawn wallys full fucked hes gone?
She just asked if the mower is rough rough be done before dark honey rocks on lawn Wally's my first born
by Smiggymate April 14, 2023
Get the Agitated popcornmug.