poofter

One who is unusually fruitful.

That limp wristed waiter or hair stylist.

by Bourne April 10, 2002

Poofa

This is a term that refers to the big bulge that obese people have around their bladder area. It sometimes can look like two big balls of greasy fat. It must be lifted up when engaging in any type of sexual activity and can crush the partner if they are not carefull.

Daaaaamn that's a HUUUUGE BITCH. She has a nasty ass poofa dude. It's pertruding. fuck

by __trumpet__ April 22, 2009

poofter's death

Death by aids or buggery related incidents.

Poor old Freddy Mercury, looks like too much love killed him after all. Still, if you live a poofter's life, you can expect a poofter's death.

by aaaaaron G December 10, 2009

pooface enchilada

a bitch made nukka you would never kick it with. one who incessantly poops all over the party and/or gathering. additionally, one may engage in pooface enchilada activities (pea) in any sort of social environment. typically those who like pea all over the place are unaware that others are bothered by this sort of behavior.

"Rosie O'Donnell is the biggest pooface enchilada in Hollywood." - Donald Trump 2007 (direct quote)

by abagg January 31, 2007

Poofie

A type of fart. Usually a step below a really smelly fart. Kind of like a baby's fart. A light tolerable fart but still has a stinky smell.

(Him)"I just farted"

(Her)"you better roll the window down"
(Him)"nah, it's just a poofie"

by Smartfucks November 27, 2016

poofter bitch

Lesbian. Used prediminently by older Eastern European migrants with a low grasp of English.

You know why she's not married? Because she's a poofter bitch.

by the trick March 3, 2009

poofter

The proper, polite word for a male homosexual.

A person who plays Circle Jerk on your front porch, then rings the doorbell and runs away.

A person who enjoys eating butt and burgling turds.

Leonard the White Liberal felt that he must celebrate diversity, so he went to watch the "Poofters on Parade" parade in San Fagcisco. The Dykes on Bikes reminded him of the lions and tigers in a circus parade. Kind of scary! But he enjoyed watching the pooters prancing on their floats. He blew kisses to them as they swished by wearing jock straps. When we saw a chubby poofter wearing cute little bunny ears making prissy lips at the crowd, Leonard decided that, next year, he would be in the parade too.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 19, 2006