Rollie Pollie Collie

A girl that sings and uses facebook is really nice and has alot of jokes with

i was in bel canto and this girl helped me with my music and told me a joke an i was like wow your such a Rollie Pollie Collie

by EMMINGER May 8, 2010

pollywog

A boy who grows up without a father and must raise himself to be a man.

Paulie had a dead beat dad. He's a pollywog.

by Paullee April 9, 2007

Pollywag

The act of seducing someone from England.

Once we swallow these crumpets, I'm gonna pollywag that shit.

Oliver: Want to play a game of Polo?
Dave: Sure, do you mind if I pollwag yo ass after?
Oliver: Hmm, I guess.

by Jared and Dave January 29, 2009

Pollard

A fat pedo who works at a school to look at kids and no one apart from his nonce buddy the drama teacher likes him, he’s a fucking cunt basically

O ur such a fucking pedo pollard

by Edavies24 July 5, 2018

Pallying

This is an Asian disorder which causes the victim to constantly lie. The disease somehow has spread from Asia to a small place in England called Middlesbrough.

The disorder can quickly enhance leading to worse symptoms, known as Obafemi Pallying. These symptoms lead to the victim talking complete bullshit and constantly watching the Jim Carrey hit "Liar Liar". Furthermore "Pally Porkies" are groups of small lies that in the end lead the advancement of the disorder.

The symptoms of the advanced strain of Pallying can also lead to the victim telling stories they have already heard and trying to make themselves look good. It may also result in the victim been a dodgy bastard to his mates.

As yet there is no cure for Pallying or Obafemi Pallying. However help knowing if your friend has the disease can be helped by the strong smell of bullshit.

Michael:"I've won the lottery!"
Shane:"So your Pallying then"

Michael:"I've got a Ferrari"
Andrew:"Someones Obafemi Pallyingggg"

Michael:"I stopped a shop lifter yesterday when she was eating cornflakes out the packet"
Ashley:"Someone is telling Pally Porkies"

by Gertrude Bearmont August 19, 2006

Pollyamorous

Partipation in simultaneous loving or sexual relationships with multiple partners named Polly. See also: Paulieamorous.

Pollyamorous Johnny had to label his girlfriends Polly1, Polly2 and Polly3 in order to keep track.

by onlinegal May 10, 2011

Stead-Pollard Rating

This is a system for rating both men and women. Simply rate the individual on each of the following points (each worth 1 point) , then add all the points and you have a fool-proof rating out of 10!

1. Face

2. Smile

3. Tits

4. Arse

5. Legs

6. Personality

7. Intelligent

8. Slutiness Scale (Too slutty < 1, If to frigid < 1)

9. Drinking Ability (If d takes to many drink to get drunk < 1, if gets drunk to easily < 1)

10. An Overall Physical Attractiveness (including tan, fashion, etc)

Guy 1: "I dont know if i should go for this chick?"

Guy 2: "Have you rated her using the Stead-Pollard Rating?"

Guy 1: "OH! Of course! I will do that right now!"

Face = 1

Smile = 0.5

Tits = 1

Arse = 0

Legs = 0.5

Personality = 1

Intelligent = 0.5

Slutiness Scale = 1

Drinking Ability = 0.5

An Overall Physical Attractiveness = 0.5

Total = 6.5

Guy 1: "thats good enough for me!"

by Anonymous Co. October 25, 2011