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Pokémon Addict 

One who is addict to playing pokémon go. It takes over daily life. Skipping out on work duties, randomly walks away in search of pokémon. Consistently looking for a battery pack, consistently staring down at his or her phone. Similar to a historic candy crush addict !
Person 1:Where Raffy?
Person 2:He just randomly walked off in the middle of our conversation in search of pokémon. He was screaming Pikachu!
Person 1: He's a fucking pokémon addict!

Pokemon Colosseum 

Possibly the crappiest pokemon game ever. All you do is go around pretending to be some wannabe gangsta and fight some old man with a pikachu.
The only reason I bought Pokemon Colosseum was for that Jirachi event which I never got.
Pokemon Colosseum by BHM1250 January 3, 2010

pokemon fossil

The act of a man wrapping his flaccid penis around his testicles and scrotum, therefore assuming the appearance of a Pokemon fossil.
Last night, Jeff got drunk and showed me his Pokemon fossil.

Pokemon Goer 

A individual who frequently engages in playing Pokemon Go. You can easily identify these people as they walk through public places in a awkward fashion while looking at their phone. Many Pokemon Goers live in denial that the app may interfere in their social life. In extreme cases this app will influence their life decisions and daily routine.
--Why has Joe break up with Mary?
--He has become a serious Pokemon Goer and Mary was taking up too much Pokemon time
Pokemon Goer by J-Lee Lingo July 22, 2016

pokemon-hater 

a lot of people. pokemon got annoying by the first three years, which is probably why most people hate it. if you don't, you are 70% more likely to die a virgin.
Me and everybody i know are pokemon-haters. suck on that.
pokemon-hater by Defflepord November 21, 2009

pokemon man 

pokemon man by nintendo sux November 22, 2006