Puppy Piss 

(a) The best of the best under any circumstances.

Dallas: "Did you see that crazy wave I just rode?"
Jose: "No. Was it a big one?"
Dallas: "Big is an understatement! It was a Puppy Piss wave!

Puppy Piss by Wild N' Out March 5, 2018

Tactical Piss 

When you’re in an epic gamer moment and you have to pee. So you take your mic with you to listen to callouts.

*playing any game*
Fuck I gotta pee hold up let me take a tactical piss
*piss stream hitting toilet bowl water*

Tactical Piss by MmmCereal January 27, 2019

Sex Pistol Calmasq 

A thing invented by the famous blockgame player Calmasq.

I will hit you with my sex pistol calmasq

Sex Pistol Calmasq by Fucki Yu May 25, 2020

Fish Piss 

Fish Piss™ is a beverage produced by the company Lotium Urina™ inc. Only the wealthiest of people can afford Fish Piss™. Fish Piss™ can be bought with Fish Testicles™, Fish Titties™, and Fish Eggs™. You can drink it with your mouth or with a Tapeworm Straw™. If a poor person is given Fish Testicle Filled Fish Piss™ it is to gently refrigerate their insides for us (Jesus and his fellow Fish Piss™ drinkers) to enjoy with our Fish Piss.

"Hello, poor person. How are your insides I want them I'm cumming."
or
"mmmm yes... Fish Piss™ in my gently refrigerated insides..."

Fish Piss by Lotium Urina™ inc. August 10, 2020

Super Stegosaurus Pissed

The highest level of pissivity possible.

These gas prices have me super stegosaurus pissed. I am about ready to drive to Astoria, Oregon and punch a sea lion.

Super Stegosaurus Pissed by smb0072962 June 29, 2022

Pisces 

Pisces are very emotional there is no one to say we aren’t be thing is we never show that we are hurting on the inside. This is because we feel like we have to stay strong for other people. So we just put are problems into a corner and ignore them and deal with everyone else's. Another thing is Pisces might seem all nice and they are but if you piss them of you have got to be prepared to run. We don’t like to be messed with and if you do fuck with a pisces then I wish you luck!!!!!

“Run bitch run you just pissed her off!’ Says my best friend to someone who has annoyed me!

Please just don’t mess with a Pisces!

Pisces by I know everything lol January 15, 2020

piss camel

Someone who can span large durations of time without urinating.

The line to the bathroom was too long; I had to be a piss camel and wait until i got home to go.

piss camel by gene katter August 14, 2006