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Jell pen

When a man is making out with a girl and she doesn't want to take things further and leaves you with pre-cum leaking out of the tip of your penis.
"I saw you making out with Marinda last night. Did you get any?"

"No she left me with a jell pen"
by NastyVampire October 30, 2023
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Pen It

Person 1: “Hey can you guys still come to mine tonight like we planned?”

person 2: “ Can’t tonight i’m busy

person 3: “ Yeah can’t either seeing the girl”

person 1: “fuck sake just pen it”
by gushey muncher 2000 November 22, 2024
mugGet the Pen Itmug.

max pen

by escorvex November 16, 2019
mugGet the max penmug.

Pen is

Your pen is what?
P1: my pen is
(Silence)
P2: your pen is what?
by fuck off nosy ass prick April 17, 2021
mugGet the Pen ismug.

Pens Pencils Down

This here is the phrase Satan said when God and all his angels tried to stop him. this is the phrase that echoes through hell over the screams of all villains. This is the phrase that had the dinosaurs go extinct. This here, this very phrase, is the reason people cannot hear such high frequencies.
At one point in everybody's life, someone will experience the "pens pencils down". It is just like chickenpox, and whether or not you get it when your in a grade 8 math class with a teacher who's one goal is the cause you pain, you will get it at some point. Beware of this, because this in itself is a rite of passage. This in itself will cause you nightmares and pain beyond understanding. This is hell.
This phrase will catch you completely by surprise, in a time where you think there will be no need for quiet. However, as I have learned, there always is a lead. Be careful my good friends, and expect the unexpected because if you are not ready like I was, you will know the pain and suffering I went through.
Class: *chatting normally while the teacher does her thing*
//suddenly//
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *crying in pain*
Stalin: *stands up unsteadily*...

No you, miss.
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: *dies*
by anonymous May 23, 2018
mugGet the Pens Pencils Downmug.

Pen

A person who likes to get pegged.
Wow! Harry styles is such a pen is unbelievable!!!
by kittyzzzzx December 25, 2020
mugGet the Penmug.

lambda variant pen name

Lambda Variant Pen Name wants to keep their identity, gender & sexual preference hidden. Generally LVPN smokes a lot of THC at breakfast of citrus fruit. LVPN believes that a diet of mainly fruits is of the utmost benefit for one’s health, especially if one has Crohn’s.
They had a need to use a Lambda Variant Pen Name to disguise themselves’ !
by Lambda Variant December 30, 2022
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