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Mocking my own tots

The state of talking in mock form about ones own thoughts or "t o t s" as mockers refer to it as. This is commonly followed by "now huhhhh" which can also be in mock form if chosen.
Halter: "ooooohhhooohh he didn't even hit dat guy. oohhhhhohohhhhh."
Jp: "I like penis."
Halter: "I WIKE DICK OHHHHOHHHHH" (seizure) "oohhhohhhh" (seizure)"Mocking my own tots now huhuuuhhhhhh t o t s huhhhhuuuuuh"
by Billy Johnsondjiofajiofdjasddd February 15, 2009
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Paved their own way

If an artist becomes so successful in their career only because they work so hard and they are very talented, not because of some other successful artist.

The way wasn't paved for them by anyone, they paved their own way.
BLACKPINK paved their own way.

Person1: "BOTS paved the way!"
Person2: "Actually no, BLACKPINK paved their own way with their pure talents."
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Blow your own horn

The act of sucking your own dick because it is either very long or you are very flexible.
Alfred and Jake were kicked out of the blow your own horn club when they could not reach their cocks.
by Hashtaghottie October 10, 2014
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1-800-own-a-stud

A man whom you now "own" but initially rented from 1-800-rent-a-stud. After the initial 90 day trial period, you decided he was a keeper. Besides, the finance options were just too good to pass up. All payments on your rent-a-stud are now applied to your own-a-stud....and he's worth every damn penny!
I'm telling you, Darlene. My 1-800-rent-a-stud turned out to far exceed my expectations. I even pawned my Grandmother's ring just so I could afford the 1-800-own-a-stud option. But he was worth ever cent!
by irisisalive November 29, 2010
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tossin your own salad

performing oral sex on your self
you cant get none if you must toss your own salad
by shel rizza June 10, 2006
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Mind your own business

Its when you are a private person, and well you are having sex, doggy style. You are shy and you are also curious.

While mid "The time between starting and when you finish", what ever that urban dictionary term is. Well, at this time, you decide to conquer your shyness, and slip it in the back door. Make it seem like it just slipped out, then full force it in there, now you have really come out... but she is curious herself and looks back to see whats going on... Since you are shy, and embarrassed, you reflexively punch her in the face and scream "Mind Your Own Business!"

Cheers
Yesterday it was business as usual... if you know what I mean... har har har... and I had to give her the old "Mind your own business!" right! right fella, you know what I am talking about! Yeah cuz we are men!
by studleemon November 24, 2011
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toot your own horn

It means u can suck or pull your dick (men)
Phoebe:hey Preston can u toot your horn
Preston:yes babe (bends over pulls/sucks dick )
Phoebe:such a show off u can't toot your own horn
by Fergie loves P.b March 24, 2017
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