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crazy tree

A tree that looks like it was ripped out of a Tim burton film. All misfits and outcasts hang under the crazy tree.
The Crazy Tree has gained a new outcast.
by LINKINPARKSUCKS March 14, 2015
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Broccoli tree

A child that is thrown into the ground and grows for 3 to 2 years and then Digs its self out of the dirt and becomes a superhero in a comicLaser cannon

They can also fly and go invisible for that special time in the bed
The Broccoli tree has been given the Laser cannon
by The cowardly lion1 May 12, 2020
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Fuck Tree

ElDorado is a small suburb of Wichita, KS. It is most well known for a rare tree lying within the towns city limits.

El Pupper Fuckerous Arbortiti is the last of its own kind. Loosely related to the Cottonwoods of North America, El Pupper is unique in that it’s ability to monogamously reproduce has been proven defunct by genetic makeup.

El Puppers expected remaining life is not easily predictable. We do know that it will never fuck around on you. It will always be at the selected meeting place, and that it will never give you any shit. These few facts about the tree lets us know that the specimen leaned more toward the male spectrum of the botanical informuscuous.
Did you hear what happened at the fuck tree yesterday?
by Eldobotano September 22, 2018
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thug tree

A homie that creatively invents intelligent wayz to undermine women's defenses of cock blocking and remains in tha top percentile of getn that ass
I seen this fine little bitty at tha club last night wit her ugly friend, so I had to thug tree tha hoe
by AmakNifa©ent September 9, 2013
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fallen tree

When your granfather or grandmother are surprisingly still living and they finally end up dieing.
My grandpa finally became a fallen tree!
by Freddy April 22, 2018
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dragged tree

A flaccid penis that looks like it has an STI
So Brandon wanted to have sex and then I saw his dragged tree and I got outta there
by TW Flaccid December 30, 2017
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e-tree

Every tweet, email, text, or similar electronic method of communitcating kills a virtual tree or otherwise known as an "e-tree"

Long ago people use to talk on a phone or sometimes even in person where emotion and sarcasm are more easily detected. These new age versions of communication often poorly sum up emotion and jokes in phrases like "lol" and ":)p"

You have a choice so get off your iphone and computer and call your friend
i hate reading email...save an e-tree and call me
by xman5k February 25, 2011
mugGet the e-treemug.

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