Side Squish

To have sexual relations with another person outside of your relationship.
I'm totally getting side squish from my neighbor.
Meet a hot split tail at the bar I scored some side squish in the parking lot.
This bitch is making me crazy gotta get some side squish soon.
by McSnappypants March 22, 2012
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side curb

someone who is known as a “pussy” or “weak
oh yeah that Tim he’s a absolute side curb he was way to scared to fight me
by 1truthonly January 06, 2022
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Side Cart

When you’re laying in bed masturbating, and your about to climax so you roll over and cum on one half of your bed, then roll over to the other side and fall asleep
I would side cart but I don’t want the hotel room to smell
by 2JayZ__ August 21, 2022
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Side Belting

The act of fat blokes wearing their belts with the buckle to the side so that it doesn’t dig in to overhanging stomachs.
“I have been able to sit up straight in a chair since I started side belting instead of just laying down eating biscuits”
by Johngefc June 25, 2021
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Hitting The Sides

When engaging in vaginal sex you have a short penis, you can only hit the sides.
Tony always says "Hitting the Sides", because he doesn't know what bottom is.
by PeachyTaint July 18, 2022
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Side apartment

An apartment usually found with its entrance on the side of someone's house, this phenomenon is most commonly found in Staten Island NY (on the south shore) The residents of side apartments usually consist of divorced mothers and dirtbags. Most drive an Infiniti which can usually be found parked illegally ( blocking someone's driveway) on the street. These people are overly tan and sometimes addicted to prescription pills.
Joe: Hey did you hear about mike?

vinny: no, what happened?
Joe: He paid 50G for a brand new Infiniti and 2 days later he was found OD on oxy.
Vinny: where?
Joe: his side apartment in great kills
by Rex'smissingfat July 03, 2015
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Side Meeting

Ypu better stop having these side meetings and come together as a Team.
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