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Yeetable Offense

1.) Used commonly when asking if a prior statement/action is valid enough to reply with "Yeet".

2.) Lesser used Definition, when someone does something unacceptable within the friend group/society they have committed a "Yeetable Offense" which in terms for being removed or "yeeted" from said group or society.
1.) "Bro, did you see how Dylan threw that bottle? Is that a Yeetable Offense?"

"Yes, he absolutely Yeeted that!"

2.) "Guys, I just learned that Alex watched Cuties and liked it, please tell me this is a Yeetable Offense?!?"
by The_Captain_Kirk September 12, 2020
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Repeat offender

Someone who not only commits a mortifying sexual faux pas once but again and again, not necessarily with the same person.
“Kev, you won’t believe it, I was having the time of my life, pulled out and she shit straight in my lap”
“I would mate, she did the same to me Saturday night, and Steve last Tuesday, she’s a repeat offender”
by Sarcastic Susan May 31, 2022
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TET Offensive

A rather elaborate love making maneuvre, in which a man balances a single quart of butter ripple liqueur betwixt his lady lovers ass crack while taking her from behind. During the act, the drink will spill down the crack, soaking all appropriate body parts.. at this time, the man pulls out, and she takes him in her mouth to enjoy the sweet, and in the end salty surprise.
"I gave Stacy the TET Offensive last night!"
by Bobbo the Gobbo August 13, 2022
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The Best Offense

The Best Offence was developed in the army in 2006 when a skinny half-asian private saw a colonel and said "If he tries to come over here I'm going to throw my Kevlar at him and knock him down and shit in his mouth." The Best Offense has the twofold effect of both rendering the target prone as well as infecting him with a clinical condition called Shitmouth, which can lead to the gum disease gingivitis as well as assbreath. The best offense does not require you to use a Kevlar helmet to knock the target prone, but traditionalists of the practice still use one.
Coach: Why is Jackson taking off his helmet? Why is Jackson taking off his pants!? OH MY GOD!

Assisstant Coach: You told him to use The Best Offense.

Jackson: Hrrrrrrn!
by funk potato September 9, 2009
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triple threat offense

1). TOUCHDOWNS, TOUCHDOWNS, TOUCHDOWNS. Often found in Lebanon mo football.

2.) One way to state your football team wins a lot.
No one can stop us, cause we got the triple threat offense.

Since we have the triple threat offense, we goin' state.

Touchdowns, Touchdowns, Touchdowns!
by qbhb13 January 19, 2011
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Counter Strike: Global Offensive

A game for people with no sanity, a lot of time, and no life.
Guy 1: Hey man, want to play some Counter Strike: Global Offensive
Guy 2: Why the fuck did you say it like that?
by NinjaNugget April 9, 2022
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OfMen

adj. State of being in love with men.
vrb.Showing you addore men freely.
He was so ofmen at that com college.
by niggerfuckingpenispumper October 12, 2010
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