october 18

national hoeing around day

she was born october 18

by charlie hines May 22, 2019

October 17th

October 17th is National No School Day
Don't show up to school, Imagine only having 5 out of the 30 kids in your class? Make sure this spreads. *This is optional*

Billy: You boi, its October 17th tomorrow
Joe: Okay, ANd?
Billy: We should tell our friends, its national no school day. We decide not to show up to school

by Crazy_Hoes October 15, 2019

October 18th

October 18th is national give someone a hoodie day, so give that crushor friend your hoodie!

“Hey did you hear about national give someone a hoodie day, it’s October 18th

by gucci_slides_girl October 16, 2019

October 4

October 4 is National kiss your Bf or crush day!

Girl: Oh! It’s October 4th I need to kiss my man!
*kisses him*

Boy: It must be October 4th!

by Thegreatestshowman October 3, 2021

octotard

-Noun
1. Someone who gives birth to octuplets and lacks the ability to support them.
2. An indebted person who chooses to give birth to a large number of babies at the expense of taxpayers and other gullible individuals.

Guy: Did you hear about that woman in California who gave birth to octuplets?

Lady: Yeah, she's on food stamps and already has like 6 kids.

Guy: What an octotard!

by Beavis Comeavis February 13, 2009

October 28

October 28 is official national beat the fuck out of your friends day

Guy One: Hey bro it's October 28 lets beat the fuck out of each other! Guy Two: Ok!

by Angus-Delaney October 26, 2020

octosexual

Being attracted to:
1) men
2) women
3) transsexuals
4) grass
5) fire hydrants
6) dead bodies
7) the US Army
8) certain politicans (including John McCain and Michelle Obama)

Did you see that octosexual last night?
Yeah, she was gettin' it on with that fire hydrant!

by A. Potatoes October 5, 2011