Oral Sex

A universal and extremely stable unit for non-cash trading

I had an oral sex to get that role.
I had an oral sex to give a lecture in this institute.

by fizteh April 24, 2020

oral anti-depressant

A blowjob.

Oral anti-depressants (usually!) cost a lot less than prescription meds (most "willing" gals will do it for free, of course), and unlike a pill dat just one person takes, they often have many benefits for both da giver and receiver... both participants feel good due to da "shared intimacy" experience --- not to mention da mutual release of "feel good" brain chemicals --- plus of course da guy loves da two pleasure-feelings of both da gal's warm moist lips on his cock and ejaculating into da chick's mouth, and da gal may get a mood-boost from swallowing da guy's nutrient-rich love-juice.

by QuacksO October 28, 2025

Oral Reese’s

The practice of filling your mouth with peanut butter and preforming oral sex.

Hope I don’t get a infection from the “Oral Reese’s” last night.

by SoggyBiscuitChampion February 24, 2020

Formal oral

When you perform oral sex while wearing formal attire.

"My girlfriend looked hot in her suit as she performed formal oral on me"

by connorthecanoe February 18, 2025

Oral canal

An optional point of insertion for the male sexual reproductive organ.

When anticipated an eruption, he navigated his dick canoe down his lady patrons oral canal.

by Dr Jerry Anderson October 27, 2018

deaf oral

When that deaf baddie gives u a handjob its a deaf oral

Bro that baddie gives real nice deaf orals

by Chrisdacowlmaoxd June 27, 2023

oral suspension

When you make her mad and she said she wont suck your dick.

"Yeah man, I pissed her off a few days ago and she put me on oral suspension."

by wackshitbro August 23, 2019