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jew tree

1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.

2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.
When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.
by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016
mugGet the jew treemug.

go to the tree

a popular way to say die on rwby twt! in the show the tree kills people (allegedly)
person 1 - yang is such a bad sister!
person 2 - go to the tree.
by inmyideaa April 8, 2023
mugGet the go to the treemug.

fallen tree

When your granfather or grandmother are surprisingly still living and they finally end up dieing.
My grandpa finally became a fallen tree!
by Freddy April 22, 2018
mugGet the fallen treemug.

thug tree

A homie that creatively invents intelligent wayz to undermine women's defenses of cock blocking and remains in tha top percentile of getn that ass
I seen this fine little bitty at tha club last night wit her ugly friend, so I had to thug tree tha hoe
by AmakNifa©ent September 9, 2013
mugGet the thug treemug.

tree chop

When you’re late to the turkey drop. The act of dropping you’re signifigigant other over Christmas break because you failed to do it over the thanksgiving break.
Did you hear about Will? I heard he just got the tree chop!
by spicehboi December 17, 2017
mugGet the tree chopmug.

cools tree

“Hey!! AJ Mitchell just liked your tweet!”
“Omg!! Cools tree!!!!”
by imdaniellealexa October 18, 2017
mugGet the cools treemug.

tree turd

My girlfriend and I couldn't believe the size of the tree turds we saw today while hiking.
by Frankie figs June 11, 2017
mugGet the tree turdmug.

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