drunk couch

n. -

1) The couch you add to a dorm room, or other room with a lofted bed or bunk beds, so that when you come home drunk, you don't injure yourself climbing into bed.

2) Any extra couch or bed in a dorm room/apartment that doesn't have a designated owner, and is instead used by whichever drunk friend claims it first.

"I knew I wasn't going to be able to make it into my bed last night. Good thing I invested in this drunk couch."

"I woke up this morning with Kevin passed out on my drunk couch again."

by paul-e-d October 17, 2012

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couch rapping

When you're faded on the couch listening to good music and feeling the groove. Enduced as forthward motion of hands in sync with the rhythym.

Al was couch rapping all night when we put on Shad!

by GtownuelPh January 8, 2012

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Couch Awareness

Simply being conscious of your current status of sleeping on a couch.

Jimmy flew in from college and was staying at his parent's house. The fact that he folded his blankets and put on a pot of coffee in the morning showed great "couch awareness" on his part.

or,

Jenny kicked Tom out of bed and his couch awareness made it hard for him to get some sleep.

and

Johnny passed out again while playing Halo, but thanks to his keen "couch awareness" he was able to get up and perform an EMRT (early morning rack transfer).

by Blue Tipton January 3, 2009

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