my grades

Terrible. Just awful and painful to look at.

Terrible. Have you seen my grades? They are god awfully painful to look at!

by Dr. Assmaster December 23, 2017

My Friday

When someone works a steady job with 2 consecutive days off that are not Saturday & Sunday, the last of the five work days is often refered to by them as "My Friday".

"I'm heading to the coast for a couple days after work on Monday 'cuz thats "My Friday".

by kevo92262 April 20, 2009

my humps

The epitome of hypercommericialism and product placement.

"My Humps" mentions many products: Seven Jeans, True Religion, Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi, Donna Karan...and Cocoa Puffs...It also has product placement in the form of jewelery and cars.

by Shaniquababe June 23, 2007

not my type

Something someone says to be kind to the person that may be trying to ask them out or for their number, e-mail, etc. instead of saying "no you hideous bastard"

Hideous Bastard:Hey what's up sweet thang can I get your number

Female: I'm sorry but you're not my type

by wardisan July 20, 2008

my manz

the word my manz mean your nigga, your rock, close to a boyfriend but not there yet...

who manz is that? girl thats your manz? yeah thats my manz

by my manz November 15, 2016

my coffee

a phrase used by the weak minded to excuse themselves for being a complete dipshit until they have had a sufficient fix of caffeine.

You'll have to excuse me for not being able to wipe my own ass right now Bill, I haven't had "my coffee" yet.

by kmpistol July 16, 2009

My Type

Something you say about someone that you wanna FW

Latifa: “girl Wha ya think of him”

Mo’Nique : “ rich ni**a eight figure ahhh That’s my Type”

by Qua’Lifriaqui’Sha’Niquia December 23, 2019