Spiritual-fuck-nuté

(adj.): A woman or man who makes spiritual practices, dresses themselves in hedy clothing, attends all of the festivals/hipster clubs, oogles over crystals, but is still a deep-seated c*nt.

Cassy is only nice to those who also give back-handed compliments because she is a Spiritual-fuck-nuté.

by Kyliewyliie July 18, 2018

Bagel with nutella

A donut

Bagel with nutella are donuts

by Edsva October 20, 2018

had to eat nutella

Actually means had to jerk off to little kids

"Back. Had to eat nutella."

by sunline January 5, 2022

Nature's Nutella

The creamiest and purest form of free range, non GMO, FDA approved organic Nutella. Commonly referred to as: shit.

My friend Cale loves his nature Nutella. Go send my homie some love.
Cale's Instagram: @calmrrsn.13

"I hear rumors that Cathy hasn't wiped in over a week. Gonna go get me some of that nature's Nutella".

by lilmidge April 19, 2022

foretoast la nutella

A brother that wanted a foretoast la nutella but his brother wants a pizza so they say LOL

A brother that wanted a foretoast la nutella but his brother wants a pizza so they say LOL

by Jackie boo June 12, 2023

butter your nutella

cumming in the asshole

"Hey girl, I'll butter your nutella back at my place!"

by Hotgirl0173 July 3, 2025

I don't play Duke Nukem 3D

Code phrase for saying you like men

"yo dude honestly, I don't play Duke Nukem 3D"
"same bro~"
(then they kiss passionately)

by squillam June 9, 2023