Clean Jerk

The act of rubbing one out while no one is home.

I seen my wife's taillights pulling out of the drive way and I knew it was clean jerk time.

by phatbulldog October 5, 2011

clean papers

Literally a piece of paper, from the doctor or clinic, that shows you're "clean" and free of sexually transmitted diseases. Clean papers are usually presented in order to have sex without condoms, and not worry about catching anything.

I'd really like to Fuck you bareback, because it would feel amazing, but I'm worried about diseases. How about we both go get our clean papers so we can ditch the condoms?

by IrisGreene April 17, 2017

Clean Run

A round in any type of game without issues; immediately start to finish

Aye! We did a clean run there!

by FeraiFox’n August 14, 2022

cleaning meat

The act of masturbating.

"Hey, is Mark going to meet up with us tonight?" " I doubt it. He's probably at home in his bed cleaning meat."

by DBooze September 2, 2016

Panic Cleaning

Frantically cleaning one's home in anticipation of the imminent arrival of guests.

My spouse's parents are on their way over so I am panic cleaning.

by wilkinism December 18, 2022

clean and steam

When someone shits on your chest in a circular motion

Hey dude i had the best clean and steam last night. It was so warm and soft.

by Dan.k May 8, 2014

clean kinged

Getting ripped off, or haveing some belongings stolen.

Man, my shoes just got clean kinged.

by autobon August 24, 2006