Nobbler

(Nob-bler): Someone who refuses to change their opinion when facts are presented and verified.

"Don't be such a nobbler Karen"

by Smudgegirl June 11, 2023

nobledicking

The offering of one's sexual self, on a consentual, non-relationship, occasional basis, and with sufficient frequency to prevent the other from entering into a sexual relationship with another party who may exploit the other party under false pretenses (e.g. the premise of an emotional relationship)

Yes, he/she just needed some nobledicking to keep them from going back to his/her manipulative, loser ex.

by TMex1971 July 22, 2023

Noburger

Someone who says “no” to every suggestion, even when it’s entirely reasonable

A: “Hey, do you want to go out for ice cream?”
K: “No”
A: “You’re such a noburger”

by C4Tonly September 17, 2023

Nobel Kawaii Prize

Award given to those who have made a lasting impact to Kawaii culture. Almost all nominees are filled with weeaboos or 6 to 15 year olds.

Current winners are:
Rune Naito - Father of Kawaii

Alfred Nobel's intention of the Nobel Kawaii Prize in his will, along with the other five awards:

"The interest is to be divided into six equal parts and distributed as follows: one part to the person who made the most important discovery or invention in the field of physics; one part to the person who made the most important chemical discovery or improvement; one part to the person who made the most important discovery within the domain of physiology or medicine; one part to the person who, in the field of literature, produced the most outstanding work in an idealistic direction; one part to the person who has done the most or best to advance fellowship among nations, the abolition or reduction of standing armies, and the establishment and promotion of peace congresses; and one part to the person who crafts a lasting impact on the art of Kawaii culture."
- Not Alfred Nobel, 1895

by Anony. Res October 11, 2023

Nobble

To devour something; the opposite of a nibble

Dude, I was so hungry. I absolutely nobbled that apple.

by Zebramonkeyfish January 1, 2024

noble prize

an award given out yearly for being the shittiest employee at barnes and noble WITHOUT getting fired.

"man look at Tim. hes late everyday, comes in high as hell, drinks all the coffee at the bar and sleeps on the reading sofa and hes STILL not been fired. hes a shoo-in for the noble prize this year".

by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024

nobblars crop

A throat cyst ,or other non descript throat issue , sexual or not

I've got a sore throat since noshing old bobs john thomas,answer you have nobblars crop you old slapper

by Lilo lil January 25, 2024