Ricegum: Hey baby, say hello to my little friend.
Girl: Do you mean your penis?
Ricegum. No, my other little friend, my Nintendo Switch.
Girl: Fuck me hard.
Girl: Do you mean your penis?
Ricegum. No, my other little friend, my Nintendo Switch.
Girl: Fuck me hard.
by ShitOnADick66 December 9, 2017
Get the Nintendo Switch mug.To urinate. A reference to the fact that Nintendo have named their latest games console the Wii (pronounced Wee) which in most English speaking cultures mean to urinate.
"I'm off to have a quick Nintendo"
"Do you need to to do a Nintendo or a number 2?"
"I'm desperate for a Nintendo"
"Do you need to to do a Nintendo or a number 2?"
"I'm desperate for a Nintendo"
by Louis Berk December 12, 2008
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by Brian MCJohnson September 6, 2006
Get the Nintentalk mug.''Hey Man, Wanna Play Super Mario On My Gamecube?''
''Nooo! I Can't be seen hanging with a Nintendnerd.''
''Nooo! I Can't be seen hanging with a Nintendnerd.''
by Penda October 16, 2008
Get the Nintendnerd mug.A Product nintendo made to stay "up-to date" in the handheld world. Nintendo must of heard of the PSP comming out and made up DS so they wouldent lose in the handheld world too... yea the touch screen is cool, but theres been people that had their touch screens not work on them..
PSP is a better haldheld to get, yea it cost more, buut u get what you pay for! DS would be good for a child, but PSP is overall better.
PSP is a better haldheld to get, yea it cost more, buut u get what you pay for! DS would be good for a child, but PSP is overall better.
DS Fanboy: Yea W/E! PSP sux im gunna be a loser and talk to my other DS buddy on picto chat! even know we have to keep within 50 feet of each other! man i cant wait to play with my DS online... i hope it dont talk as long as nintendo gamecube did.... wait? did it?
Other guy: wow DS looks gay.. im glad i didnt buy it! *goes to e b games and buys PSP*
Other guy: wow DS looks gay.. im glad i didnt buy it! *goes to e b games and buys PSP*
by D~Legal July 12, 2005
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Nintendo is the label used by parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.
Nintendo is the label used by parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.
Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your family?"
You: *sigh* "It's an XBOX 360 mom, how many times do I have to-"
Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be taking care of that screaming kid! You're in there playing Nintendo all day long and only come out when you're hungry enough to eat! And then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."
You: "......OH you BITCH! Fucken noob combo motherfff-..."
Mom: "WHAT?!"
You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM...! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"
Mom: "I PAY for that Xbox Live so you can sit around playing Nintendo all day? What is this, a joke?"
You: "....OOOOOH! YEAH, BITCH! TEABAG!"
Mom: "WHAT?!"
You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."
Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room."
You: "........"
Mom: "Clean up your damn room!"
You: *sigh* "It's an XBOX 360 mom, how many times do I have to-"
Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be taking care of that screaming kid! You're in there playing Nintendo all day long and only come out when you're hungry enough to eat! And then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."
You: "......OH you BITCH! Fucken noob combo motherfff-..."
Mom: "WHAT?!"
You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM...! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"
Mom: "I PAY for that Xbox Live so you can sit around playing Nintendo all day? What is this, a joke?"
You: "....OOOOOH! YEAH, BITCH! TEABAG!"
Mom: "WHAT?!"
You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."
Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room."
You: "........"
Mom: "Clean up your damn room!"
by HarvesterOfSorrow September 12, 2008
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"dammit!! i just came home, looked underneath the tv and somebody jacked my wii!"
"i can't believe they hit me off...they jacked my wii"
"don't bother johnny right now, he's playing with his wii."
"stfu fanboy and stop sucking on nintendo's wii"
"this guy is riding nintendo's wii hard"
"dammit!! i just came home, looked underneath the tv and somebody jacked my wii!"
"i can't believe they hit me off...they jacked my wii"
"don't bother johnny right now, he's playing with his wii."
"stfu fanboy and stop sucking on nintendo's wii"
"this guy is riding nintendo's wii hard"
by Ezgamer May 14, 2006
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