The Grey Net is area of the internet where a person can find the types of things or information that are not necessarily illegal to possess but are illegal to use, assemble, combine, or have in public. Things like illegally high powered laser pointers mislabeled to appear safe, a silencer for your gun that only needs a couple holes drilled to function, ED medications without a prescription, or a set of universal heavy equipment keys for 14.99. The Grey Net is simply the shady area of the internet, the dark web's somewhat more responsible brother.
by Freightrain47 January 22, 2021

After studying the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the overworked mind generally opts for less hostile territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).
Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my safety-net sub.
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my safety-net sub.
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.
by Paterico December 9, 2008

by elisb4cool21 February 17, 2025

speli-net (verb)
/ˈspɛliˌnɛt/
Definition:
To clean, organize, or restore an area thoroughly and efficiently, often using specialized techniques or standards associated with the Speli Net cleaning team.
/ˈspɛliˌnɛt/
Definition:
To clean, organize, or restore an area thoroughly and efficiently, often using specialized techniques or standards associated with the Speli Net cleaning team.
Forms:
Present: speli-net, speli-nets
Past: speli-netted
Present participle: speli-netting
Speli Net can be used:
Examples:
The crew came in and speli-net the entire office overnight.
We’re speli-netting all the apartments before the tenants move in.
That place was a mess, but now it’s totally speli-netted!
Let me know if you'd like a tagline or slogan built around it — something like:
“Don’t just clean it — Speli-Net it!”
Present: speli-net, speli-nets
Past: speli-netted
Present participle: speli-netting
Speli Net can be used:
Examples:
The crew came in and speli-net the entire office overnight.
We’re speli-netting all the apartments before the tenants move in.
That place was a mess, but now it’s totally speli-netted!
Let me know if you'd like a tagline or slogan built around it — something like:
“Don’t just clean it — Speli-Net it!”
by Spelinet August 31, 2025

When you cook someone in basketball and break their ankles before a swish three pointer. (nothing but net)
by thelebronjames23 February 1, 2025

An internet service that performs poorly in terms of speed, reliability, or consistency. Often associated with the poor quality connections niggers typically have or can only afford.
by SuperLascivious July 13, 2025

by imdatBITCHx2 November 7, 2018
