Monster Mitts

over sized paw attached to a female of the species.

King Kong over there in the corner sure has a pair of monster mitts.

by monster mitts April 7, 2009

meany mutt butt head

a very annoying brother

My brother is a meany mutt butt head.

by hi llama llama March 17, 2009

whore mutt

Doggerel political talk about the bad manners of a puppy love mutt or a philandering politician.

My politician is no better than your whore mutt.

My whore mutt is no worse than your politician.

by benighse June 28, 2009

Slut Mutt

A guy who consistently seeks the companionship of slutty girls.

A guy who prefers to date sluts.

See: player playa dog hound whore-monger

Tyler spent the evening on the net chatting up multiple sluts trying to arrange a hookup. He is such a slut mutt!

by TriciaB. October 24, 2011

dawg mutt

A dawg mutt is a dogx2. It's commonly used to express your hate at soemthing or someone. People who use it tend to be better at everything. It is also used to greet people also can be an adjective too.

Person 1:how did you do in that test?
Person 2: dawg mutt

Peron 1:wow nice shoes
Person 2: dawg mutt

Person 1: what is he doing?
Person 2: dawg mutt

Peron 1: what's your favourite food?
Person 2:dawg mutt

by Dawg mutt 2000 August 28, 2014

Hood Mutt

A female that uses promiscuity or other deviant actions to get ahead. A person that is loud and obnoxious and has no boundaries in regards to exposing their self for negative attention. They use catch phrases such as "Fleek and "Turn up." Wears too much makeup and over sized eyelashes. Advertises selling weave bundles, waist trainers and cheap "boutique" clothes.

Life changed for all Hood Mutts, when his wife won the lawsuit against her husbands girlfriend aka side chick aka hood rat

by J Howard April 17, 2015

both mitts

Slang for the combination of vaginal sex and anal sex in the same session, or at least in the same relationship.

He banged her in both mitts.

by slette July 20, 2017