Underhanded Mustard Russian

A crappy throw, toss, etc., where the person tossing the object misjudges the throw and completely misses the intended recipient, target, etc.

Lorenzo: "T-Bone, toss me a can of beer!"
T-Bone: "Here ya go!" (Throws beer 3 feet to the left of Lorenzo)
Lorenzo: "Dude, that was an Underhanded Mustard Russian if I've ever seen one!!!!! Now the beer is ruined!"

by Lorenzo Warshington July 23, 2010

Mustard Nut

When your cum is thick and yellow like mustard.

I had to piss so bad but Lauren wouldn't stop with the head! so when i came all over her face it was mustard nut.

by Chuck Bucket March 1, 2005

Slut Mustard

Saying that a slut is covered in mustard. Sayin this as an insult to a hoe.
Also meaning a slut with yellow teeth from giving head.

Like saying,boy 1- "Wow, did you see that girl Jamie? She is a real SLUT MUSTARD."
boy 2-"Yeah I did, guessing she doesn't brush after head."
boy 1-"That's Sick!"

by talking pine cone2 July 8, 2009

Mustard Gas Sanchez

You know how asparagus makes your pee smell? Yeah, well when you eat some things... it makes your shit yellow. Look up 'Dirty Sanchez', yo!

Yo, I totally mustard gas sanchez'd Mac-N-Crack while she was passed out last night, yo!

by Phillip Jefferson McDonald August 13, 2008

different mustard

Something that is inherently better than another thing

Superb play by Garth, he is different mustard!

by Schmohawk June 27, 2008

armpit mustard

Armpit mustard is when you have an armpit and you put mustard on it . Quote : The Dolan Twins.

Girl 1: Do you like Ethan’s armpit mustard ?
Girl 2: Of course I do , don’t you?

by Ranraccoon324 April 23, 2018

mantarded

Mantarded - behavior exhibited by a male in a relationship that has reached a peak level of annoyance at a given time through random groping, touching, bothersome comments or other inappropriate actions because he is in the mood for sex, attention or affection of any kind and his wife / girlfriend wants nothing of the sort.

John: Hey ....look .... I put my ball sack on your shoulder while you are trying to study, don't you want to touch it? C'mon touch it ....it'll be great .....pleeeeaseeeeee

Jane: Will you please leave me alone for 5 minutes! ....You are being so mantarded right now!

by jimg123 January 12, 2009