Mustache Mike

A badass security guard who has a badass nickname. This nickname has no other connotations other than BADASS...AND BALD!!!

Mustache Mike is out on patrol, I hope nobody gets in his way.

by Dan the man1986 November 24, 2020

Mustache-Shielding

When a person gives a hypothetical dilemma, and the responding party tries to include bypasses to make the scenario work better, Mustache-Shielding is when the person presenting the dilemma shuts down the bypasses to ensure that the scenario is still difficult.

"Would you go on a date with a girl with a mustache for 50 bucks?" -Jinya
"Can't I just shave off her mustache then?" -Shosh
"No, you're not allowed to." -Jinya
"Stop Mustache-Shielding you retard." -Shosh

by Sleepy Chigga October 8, 2025

vampire mustache

A ring of menstral blood on the upper lip caused by eating a girl out on her period.

I didn't know she was raggin but when I cane up I had a wicked vampire mustache.

by MrBubbleBukake March 3, 2015

milwaukee mustache

Giving oral sex to a female during their ovulation cycle, thus leaving a red "mustache" on ones upper lip.

Bro, my girl was on her period lastnight when I ate her out, and left me with a Milwaukee mustache!

by Agent_Hollywood January 2, 2018

Turkish Mustache

When you get played for a pickle by a tranny when you go to eat them out and end up with balls on your lip

Briar: Duuuuude
Jeff: What's up bro?
Briar: Grace totally gave me a Turkish Mustache!

by jeff medrala November 25, 2019

thigh mustache

That hairy part of your leg you missed whilst shaving them because you couldn't see it

Dang check out that chicks thigh mustache!

by Jbless April 24, 2014

mustache bros

When two males grow mustaches at the same time and keep them trimmed in the same fashion.

Jimmy wanted to be mustache bros with Tim, but Tim rejected the idea and shaved his mustache off.

by mrscolonelsanders December 15, 2017