Filipino Mustache 

Is when you face plant while skateboarding and you tear the meat off of your upper lip.

Adam: I was skateboarding today and i got a nasty Filipino Mustache.

Filipino Mustache by Spootybeaver113 April 22, 2012

poo mustache

To chip-shot a soccer ball over the goalies head in soccer and/or fifa.

Bill: Yea Ron got really close to the goal and goalie came out, then ron just chipped it right over his head
Illan: Yea, he poo mustached him good.

poo mustache by xandarius_S December 29, 2007

gatorade mustache 

When you lick your upper lip and get a red line around it. Like when you drink red gatorade, and get a little red line. It looks like that exept it stays on your face. UNless you use chapstick

Damn, that girl's gatorade mustache is a totaly turnoff!

gatorade mustache by samual December 29, 2007

pimply mustache 

A mustache that covers a bunch of pimples.

Shit Jeff, that is a nasty pimply mustache.

pimply mustache by amoneybitch December 9, 2008

taziki mustache 

a. (n) The result of biting into a juicy gyro and getting taziki sauce on your mustache.

b. (v) The act of going down on a Greek chick.

a. Taki got a total Taziki Mustache at that Greek cafe yesterday.

b. Taki hooked up with that Greek chick and gave her a total Taziki Mustache! Oopah!

taziki mustache by Poison Lunch November 30, 2010

Pooh mustache 

The act of recieving remnants of pooh on the upper lip during/following various types of anal sex.

Me: How was your date last nite?

Friend: Pretty well, I went down on my girlfriend at her place and recieved a pooh mustache in the process.

Pooh mustache by JYW1 January 4, 2011

Oates Mustache 

A demented sexual act from Northern Canada. Unknowlingly having sex with your estranged father.

I can't believe she was caught on tape doing the Oates Mustache. She probably didn't know it was her dad.

Oates Mustache by StB08 June 29, 2011