Mustacherbating

the act of repeadetly rubbing or touching ones mustache

"mmmmmm i love this stache"
"eww dude gross. stop mustacherbating"

by mustacheman1234 June 1, 2012

donald mustard

A worldwide creative director at Epic Games - Fortnite - Spyjinx - Battle Breakers - Infinity Blade - Robo Recall and Shadow Complex. He is most commonly referenced in fortnite videos of him changing his location in his twitter account and how it is related to the famous battle Royale game, Fortnite.

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by DannyBoisDiscord April 22, 2019

Spicy Brown Mustard

Sexual lubricant which is likely to create a warm burning sensation on contact.

"Massage my penis with spicy brown mustard plz."

by Vicorin July 3, 2006

mustaqeem

The most awesome, handsome , rich man in the world

Everyone can be mustaqeem

by Q=mL January 2, 2017

Mustang GT

The muscle car made by Ford. Now known to completely kick the living shit out of the Chevy Camaro, despite the 1.2L difference in engine size. Yes, Ford fucked up with the 4.6 being severely under-powered, but they finally got their heads removed from their asses and made a Kickass engine. For those that think camaros are better, i ask you this: Wtf happened between 2002-2009?

Holy shit this Mustang GT is fast as fuck!

by OvrWhelmingWang July 16, 2010

dave mustaine

Dave Mustaine is a musical genius. He was kicked out of Metallica in 1983 supposively because he did drugs/he was in a fight with other members of the band. He, then formed Megadeth, which pwns Metallica in several aspects.
Dave wrote a song called "Something That I'm Not" about Lars Ulrich, because they were in a fight.
Here are some lyrics of the song:
"Unlike you, I'm no vision to myself, lest you forget
You didn't ever make metal, buddy, metal made you
To crush and roll over everyone along the way
Is something that you are, something that I'm not".

Megadeth Fan #1: z0mg liek Dave Mustaine pwns Metallica so badly!!
Metallica Fan #1: z0mg liek totally stfu, "Enter Sandman" pwns.
Megadeth Fan #1: Nah... "Kick The Chair" pwns that... but okay w/e.

by Mindle December 28, 2005

Ford mustang

Owned by impotent dudes going thru a midlife crisis. More often or not has poor driving skills and is unfit to operate a Prius. Often see these clowns doing burnouts, losing control, then curb kissing their front bumper.

Ford mustang is the official car of curb kissing.

by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023