MILF coded

When you have to leave your home because someone took it away (directly or indirectly eg through a curse)

1) I had to leave home because I was cursed and I accidentally had an affair with my bro
2) Damn, you got MILF coded. The guy who cursed you took your home away

by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap January 2, 2022

Condensed milf

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.

I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.

by Dookie Dan November 5, 2020

cougar milf

Cougar milf cougar milf
A two word phrase used to describe a smoking, sexy, hot, 30+ year old mother.

Cougar milfs are often found at little league baseball games, parks, groceries stores, and your local farmers market .. To list a few.

Hey Todd, she's a cougar milf!

*points to Todd's smoking, sexy, hot mother.

by elive May 29, 2017

Cookies And Milf

When you dunk cookies into a wet Milfs vagina

Those cookies and milf really hit the spot

by Samdasloth June 17, 2018

milf streak

a milf streak is a streak of grey hair

I bet phoenix wright is gonna have a milf streak in ace attorney 7.

by steelsamurai1992 January 22, 2021

milf shirt

A shirt usually seen in porn worn by a milf they usually have a hole in it near the breast and are a bit mad

Greta “ayo that’s a mad milf shirt”
Frank “that shit mad fr”

by Finstar March 13, 2022

Weather milf

It’s pepa from encanto or and woman with kid that over the age of 40 and can control the weather that’s hot

Dude Camilo your mom is a weather milf

by Icanhearyou January 4, 2022