8-mile

When you use a bicycle to paint 8 miles of Astroglide onto a road and then slip-and-slide down it with an erect penis.

Ben 8-miled yesterday and it did not go well.

by DeathAndMaxes March 4, 2020

Inchy-Mile Bitch

Someone who asks a “small favor” but then adds on it or keeps asking for more.

Him: Gets up to use the bathroom
Her: While you’re up can you get me a drink?
Him: Sure

Her: Oh...and a snack?

Him: Sure
Her: From the store? And can you make it a meal? And also get dessert. But make it a light dessert. You know I’m trying to lose weight.

Him: Daaamn...Inchy-Mile Bitch!

by Supasyzed September 14, 2020

Holdridge Mile

Any distance between 2 points

Matt: "How much farther is there? I'm dying here!"
Brad:"Oh, only one more Holdridge mile!"
~3 hours later~
Matt: "We still aren't there!!!"

by tankwithteeth October 2, 2020

half mile freeway

What a woman calls the experience she has with a man or men when she has a great ride with a well endowed, large or long gifted man, whom she can get on and off quickly.

She sure likes that half mile freeway…

by Observer 777 August 25, 2021

Jack Mildren

A Jack Mildren loves his children. He is an unrequited lover so his attention tends to easier targets. However he still does not succeed due to his lack of rizz. A Jack Mildren loves his money, but is still not rich. A Jack Mildren can't drive for shit.

Jack Mildren stfu you stinky nonce

by Famtingbop February 2, 2023

Turn Mile

To turn a new leaf. To start in a new direction. To take things a different way.

If you would like to change then we can turn mile.

by Gamingbill February 4, 2023

Country Mile

The distance between two Baptist churches in the Deep South.

Hunter: “Last one to finish the moonshine loses the bet!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”

by Martin_Stoyanov February 9, 2023