michiganary style

A quiet blow job given in lieu of a loud fuck on a squeaky guest bed when visiting one’s family in Michigan.

Geof and Heather did it Michiganary Style when they went to Spring Lake for Thanksgiving.

by ShortSmartSassySweet December 28, 2022

Michitastic

michi finds this fantastic/bombastic
Michi findet es fantastisch/bombastisch

Its like fantastic but better cause its michi
Es ist wie fantastisch aber besser weil es michi ist

Bro thats Michitastic
Digga das ist voll Michitastisch

by gauda July 25, 2023

morenci michigan

Morenci : A back woods little city nestled in the wrist of the great state of michigan. morenci is known for its history of being absolutely insignificant for a city of 2300 people. This quiet little country town is home to many many people who love quiet lives with nothing going on around them, including life. when you ask the locals "whats the best thing about morenci?" the response is always the same "leaving". Morenci a city you will take to heart or pass right buy if you're smart.

"iIheard that if you wanna die a slow boring death you should move to morenci michigan."

by beancreeklegend April 22, 2016

Brighton Michigan

A place where no matter how hard you try you'll never be happy unless you're white, rich, and athletic. Everyone's fake and snobby. If you live here you're either a bitch, a hoe, a douche, or a thirty year old mom with the only accomplishment in her life is her being captain of her cheer team in high school. For the love of God, don't live here.

"Have you ever visited Brighton Michigan?"
"Oh my god man I wish I hadn't. What a white trash town."

by awkwardquesadilla420 May 18, 2020

Sideways Michigan Typewriter

A sexual act in which a man spreads honey on his dick and uses it adhere aspirin to it. He then asks someone to suck off the honey and aspirin from his dick.

Anna had a headache so Joseph gave her a sideways Michigan typewriter. Her head was fine after that.

by lacequill October 14, 2020

Southeast Michigan Steam roller

The act of shotgunning a blunt into ones ass and having them fart the smoke into your mouth

"Daryl's weed tasted like shit but after a few Southeast Michigan Steam Rollers I was baked"

by Deezg December 2, 2020

doing a michi

killing everyone with shadow monkeys

The moderator was doing a michi on the streamer.

by Pluisje2003 December 29, 2016