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making shit up

What CNN does on a daily basis.
Tom, did you see that story about Trump on CNN last night? Jerry: Oh, they are just making shit up as usual.
making shit up by qbert3 April 21, 2018

making strudel 

The act of warming of a prosthetic pussy in a toaster
I'm lonely and hory... So i guess I'm making strudel
making strudel by stevielicks September 29, 2011

gorilla milking it 

Man after I didn't get with those females last night, I went strait home and started gorilla milking it.
gorilla milking it by Garzamos November 26, 2006

spaff mining 

what someone does after fucking with out a condom and does not want a sprog so they finger out all the spaff and eat it. you can practcie on a nice juicy creame egg
james: i was spaff mining in some minger last night as i didnt want to have to pay child support
spaff mining by dave February 21, 2005

MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 BACKS 

to copulate or partake in coital activity; to do the bone dance; have sex.
The saloon keeper and the town trollop were 'making the beast with 2 backs'like 2 jackrabbits on steroids atop the pool table, after he locked the saloon doors, as the last sot vacated the premises at 3 a.m.

Milking A Dead Cow 

Why do you keep trying to fix that car? Your milking a dead cow.