universal away message

1.an away message that can be used by anyone for any occasion

2.an away message some1 always has up

Randy: Hey you know where bob is?
Mike: lets check his away, o it says "out"
Randy: So where is he?
Mike: Hes out
Randy: and that is where?
Mike: Out
Randy: Where the fuck is he?
Mike: I dont think your getting this..
Randy: god damn universal away messages

by Slizzard May 22, 2006

mile high messiah

The nickname for the Denver Broncos 2010 first round draft choice, Tim Tebow.

Dude, are you a proud believer in the mile high messiah?

by demonicshamrock August 8, 2010

Direct Mixed Messages

Receiving messages through Facebook or Twitter from your current love interested who seems interested, to then receiving either no messages or blunt messages with no feeling or personality and alternating between the two. (Spin on phrase Direct Messages or 'DMs'

Boy 1: 'Yo, you been talking to Shanice lately?'
Boy 2: 'Yeah man but she's sending me Direct Mixed Messages again'

by PedroThorn July 18, 2015

Multiplayer Piano Ban Message

It's like this:

TestOwner Banned Test from the channel for 60 minutes.
Why i got a Multiplayer Piano Ban Message

by saloema October 10, 2021

What f*kin McDonalds has a message

A word said when by a perplexed customer about a fast food establishment having an answering machine.

What f*kin McDonalds has a message? What do i say i want a burger tomorrow.

by Nonocircle225883 April 17, 2021

TMR - Text Message Relationship

Test Message Relationship. When you have a relationship with someone only through texting. You text a lot, but never talk on the phone or meet out in person. It is a friend you have via text messaging and a way of getting attention from someone.

We are in a TMR - Text Message Relationship. I have been TMRing for 6 months. I wonder if we will ever meet up.

I sent a TMR to him when I got home from the bar. We TMRed for an hour.

by TMRer December 2, 2009

angry text message

When you send a text message that expresses extreme anger.

Wayne sent an angry text message to Dee last night.

by Dill Doe January 5, 2009