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spidey massage

When you are getting a massage, and the therapist tickles your butthole, she often looks at your spider puff, and it looks back at her.
Yo motherfucker, I was at that place on mulberry last night and the kinky chinky started rubbing my popcorn, giving me a spidey massage. dude it was amazing, I blew my load immediately.
by Big Dick ry April 29, 2022
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Angry massage

When a wife asks a husband for a massage without sex, he Jack's off on her back rubs it in and goes to sleep.
Wife to girlfriend: Dean must be mad, he gave me an angry massage last night.
by Mongo likes candy April 5, 2023
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kitty tongue massage

tiny little licks, up or down, sometimes in a circle, done by someone who is very good at cunnilingus, or great oral talent and skill.
Bob worked his tongue for hours on my clit till his face was numb and my legs were tingling, he gives a great kitty tongue massage
by spice40241 April 29, 2014
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Las Vegas Steaming Massage

The act in which a person sits on another's chest and rubs their sweaty genitalia all over the others chest. In doing so you leave behind a strong musk that fills the nostrils and a nice lather that soothes the skin.
Man, she gave me the Las Vegas Steaming Massage and I've never felt more awake.
by Qwibby June 24, 2014
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Eskimo foot massage

When you masturbate into a sock an then put the same onto your foot or feet. feeling like a warm massage jelly on your toes.
Dude i totally found the perfect socks for an Eskimo foot massage!
by humandictionary224427 July 23, 2016
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sublymonal messages

Those really annoying somewhat scary Sprite commercials that feature a series or random sprite related images and random freaky crap including Lebron James shootin a gaint tounge, sing roses,the word Lymon being reapeated over and over and other really disturbing things.

is literally spelled sublymona not sumbliminal
yo those sublymonal messages in the sprite commercials are freaky yo
by The Boys name is rasputin April 10, 2007
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