moot massage

My friend Paul and I created this term in response to tea bagging: giving a moot massage is the female equivalent (because females don't have the proper equipment to tea bag). It's describes a female player squatting above the face of an opponent she's just killed ingame. Particularly used in Halo 3 on Xbox Live.

Variations include the act of squatting up and down repeatedly, and rubbing the moot along the length of the downed opponent whilst crouched.

Having just killed an opponent ingame: "You're gettin' a moot massage!!" while repeatedly crouching and standing over the head of the opponent's corpse, especially before they've respawned.

Pre-game lobby (social games): "If I kill you, you're getting a moot massage."

by Ms Bindy July 6, 2008

text massages

when your phone vibrates from a text giving you a short but sweet massage

"Thanks Jordanna, I just got your text massages. They were informative and pleasureful!"

by Jennifer Goldberg March 8, 2008

Anal Massage

An imaginary, relaxing, cleansing act involving one's anus. It is a misnomer for Sodomy, or prison rape.

"Remember when you're in jail, Bubba isn't trying to give you an 'anal massage'."

by QuestionMarc August 14, 2009

Soldier massage

The popular practice in the marines where one man massages another man with his unshaven testicles

Colter Craig enjoyed a soldier massage by his fellow Montana recruit in preparation for basic training.

by Catfart406 June 26, 2016

full body massage

A nice way of saying, "Getting Laid in the shade" because ad's in the paper alway's say "full body massage" but that's just a front for prostitution.

Kid 1: I got lucky, I just a full body massage.
Kid 2: HOLY SHIT!

by Edman March 6, 2005

oral massage

The act of getting the penis massaged with a females mouth

juice: can i get some money.
bitch: no.
juice: you suck!
bitch: nope, i give more of a oral massage, than sucking

by Juice Pimp June 21, 2004

Sext Messaging

IM or texting with sexual content.

Sext messaging:

Chief J: "I'm going to rip into you like a chain saw."

or

D1: "I need you to come over and play doctor. I need a full pelvic exam."

by Pledge J January 4, 2009