Skip to main content

poopular mechanic

A mechanic that spews useless and unintelligable information. Usually highly technical in nature and completely irrelevant to the present conversation.

*Most often spewed information comes from "Popular Mechanic" magazine.
Jerry is such a poopular mechanic he was boring me with quantum physics all night, and I don't think he even knew what he was explaining.
by Bagram Think Tank December 31, 2006
mugGet the poopular mechanic mug.

Meghan Trainor

a talentless singer that is only famous for her single All About That Bass, a song that is about having a butt and is degrading to skinny girls. Her voice doesn't match her appearance. She made another song called Lips Are Movin' when nobody gave her permission to do so.
Ed: Hey, do you like Meghan Trainor?
Me: NO! She's a talentless singer that is only famous for her single All About That Bass.
Ed: Wow, you're so right!
by Yolo Drake March 10, 2015
mugGet the Meghan Trainor mug.
Related Words

Meghan

The most beautiful woman you will ever meet. She takes your breath away. She cares/ will care for her children. She loves her family and she is so sweet and kind
Man: Did you see Meghan?!
Andy: Yeah, isn't she gorgeous..
by Ann Tonymm June 2, 2018
mugGet the Meghan mug.

The Mechanic

Someone who loves giving rim jobs to people; it's their favorite sexual act to perform. You know, because mechanics are well known for fixing up your car rims when you get into fender benders.
Garrett: "Dude, did you hear about what Tyler was doing to all those people at the party last night!"
Kyle: "No. Was he drunk fuckin' them?"
Garrett: "No, his dick was in his pants the whole time! He was just giving out rim jobs!!"
Kyle: "Holy Hell, now we get to call Tyler The Mechanic."
by MoshPitMaster November 2, 2014
mugGet the The Mechanic mug.

mechanicsburg ohio

A village in which everyone is either a meth head or heroin addict. If you're not you're the target. Pizza shops on every corner, next to your local cornfield.
"I've heard of it I never thought that place really existed." "I heard Mechanicsburg is like a void or blackhole, once you go in you never come out til you die." Mechanicsburg Ohio
by Broke Boy Gucci December 8, 2017
mugGet the mechanicsburg ohio mug.

Meghan

Beautiful girl that everyone’s jealous of. Always has the best clothes and will never be caught wearing the same clothes twice. In a relationship that everyone is jealous of. Pretty much royalty.
“Wow Meghan looks stunning today!”
by 7/11 der ugh zz May 5, 2018
mugGet the Meghan mug.

Meghan

A Meghan is one of those girls who is social with new people, but shy at the same time. She has short, curly, brown hair and always knows how to make you laugh. She’s almost always a positive person, and is she’s ever sad, it’s not for a long time. She will stick by your side no matter what. If you’re ever lucky enough to find and befriend a Meghan, never let her go. She’s one of a kind, you’ll never find anyone like her.
I’ll bet her name’s Meghan. She definitely acts and looks like one
by JayneDeaux2790 May 25, 2018
mugGet the Meghan mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email