Melon Syndrome

Person 1: "I have melon syndrome"
Person 2: "For real! Watermelons are just so good."
by PilotJay95 April 25, 2022
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a grizzly melon

The grizzly melon is the single most feared entity anyone can encounter on the battlefield. It has powers beyond the imagination of any human and can use them to their full effects on any oponent it chooses without warning. It does have a softer side where it enjoys karaoke and lightweight dominoes, but is still unpredictable and ruthless. Beware of the grizzly melon.
Look out dude. It's a grizzly melon.
by A Grizzly Melon April 24, 2015
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melon sniffer

someone who sniffs melons under coconut trees. it is a traditional tribal ritual that ends with anal. usually the male would insert the penis but because he sniffed so much melon the female now must perform his duties. after this has happened they both ride off on horses but because these horses sniffed so much melon they fall over. so these tribe people must go back to the holy melon god and ask for condoms and perform the dirty dragon after this they will be melon sniffers.
dude your such a wanker cunt bag who is friends with a melon sniffer
by euan murray April 11, 2016
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zest carrot melon ball

Going in a public voice call and shunning your friend from said call. Then demanding privacy in that public call. AKA a nickellise
Nick and Ellise are pulling a zest carrot melon ball.
by log_cabin February 19, 2023
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
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melon

body type - round , full and big :)
“She’s built like a melon!”
by p:) November 7, 2019
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Melon Head

A person totally obsessed with a Melanie, their brain practically a fruit salad of Melanie thoughts 24/7. Picture someone daydreaming about their fave Melanie’s smile, vibe, or that one time they said “hi” in the hallway, to the point their head’s basically a watermelon full of heart-eyes.
"Ever since meeting Melanie at the concert, Christopher’s been a total Melon Head, doodling her name in his notebook and blasting her favorite songs nonstop."
by The True Melon Head July 23, 2025
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