megan

a cat mommy wanting a cat daddy.

person 1 : omg did you see that girl?
person 2 : oh megan?

person 1 : yea, she’s a crazy cat lady 100%

by ijustwantapieceofcake November 21, 2021

Megan

not all megans are evil, rude, and ignorant. but most are. steer clear of them...

"ooo look it's megan, she is pretty"
"yeah, pretty fucking rude"

by OLIVE THE STINKY PICKLE November 21, 2021

Megan

Megan is a subspecies of a Nadia in which Megan still smokes marijuana and still is pretty basic but lacks in spiritual retardation as in touching rocks or caring about zodiac signs.

Bobby: "yeah that's megan over there high af".
John: "eww".

by Uhhh yuh November 21, 2021

Megan

She is a kick ass person with the best braai skills. She will beat any guy at a braai, she makes a mean ass potato salad and she is smokin hot.

Wow… that girl is such a Megan.

by suzymary November 22, 2021

megan

a bitch who is obsessed with this one long haired loser from chinese band called cat and dog

megan: is that gyu???

“friends”: not that ugly b again

by winwin.ent November 22, 2021

Megan

Megan's are very interesting humans. Megans tend to constantly go back to their 6th grade bf. Megans are the type of girl to buy a light up dinosaur lamp on amazon. Megans are shy at first, but turn into the spawn of the devil after you get to know them. A Megan will always beat a bitch up for you, but not for herself. Megan has anger issues. Megans love honey mustard and annie's white cheddar mac and cheese.

Is that honey mustard?
Yea... Megan must be around here somewhere.

by alitabattleangel November 22, 2021

Megan

Megan is a party animal who has smelly farts. She’s always skint and doesn't take shit from people.

Person: you coming out Megan?

Meg: yea. But I’m skint sooo…… yea

by Maria carry November 22, 2021