Mega Flex

The penis in its erected state (a boner)

Mane, you give that bitch a dose of the Mega Flex?

"Hell yeah nigga. I laid some pipe like a pro!"

by mtownah April 28, 2008

Mega Sweet

really cool

those are mega sweet shoes

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

Mega Man Magnum

The biggest condom available, in the whole universe. Originally custom made to accommodate Mega Man's giant man junk.

Just went to the store and bought a bucketload of Mega Man Magnums to impress the sexy ass cashier.

by ih8crackas July 12, 2011

Mega man feet

One solid mass of legs. Otherwise know as Cankles.

Man look at Jones and his Mega Man Feet.

by Sgt Cracker February 1, 2008

Mega milf

Mary jo ford md aka DAkotas Mom aka the original milf

"dude i hit on dakotas mom on the way to venice " " SHES A mega MILF"

by the real mclovin69 May 9, 2009

mega pint

An amount that is 100 times bigger than a pint.

She was sucking me off, and I released a mega pint of cum.

by TheBigTrog April 25, 2022

Mega Man'd

When someone stills your shit and uses it against you.

Mega Man....

He just mega man'd the fuck out of cutsman.

by Hell Is Heartless November 10, 2008