mayonnaise banana

When a guy's cum runs down the side of his dick and he tells the gorilla of his dreams to eat it like a banana.

Hey, Magilla, come eat this mayonnaise banana.

by someonewhosnotfunkevin July 14, 2017

Mayonnaise bong

To hit the mayonnaise bong, is to suck a cock until it cums.

Hit that mayonnaise bong.

by Killerzeek October 14, 2017

Mayonaisology

The study of mayonaise and mayonaise factors.

Is mayonaise an instument? Lets use Mayonaisology to answer that!

by 7H30NE May 29, 2018

Mayonnaise

A fuck load of Jizz

I Mayonnaised so much last night

by Shreck69 May 14, 2018

Makyon

A kind, funny, mood lifting, sometimes mean person that’s gives the best advice, he will put himself before others, he’s a big ladies man, but when there’s one lady he’s interested in, he puts any other girls in the past.

Omg your being such a Makyon 😍

by LIN KUEI 🤫 September 28, 2018

Mandoncphobia

The fear of trading

James had a trade on the table that was fair for both parties, but James has Mandoncphobia and won't go through with the deal

by Stackabuttons May 9, 2019

Mayonnaise Teddy Bear

When you nut on a girls chest and you bear hug covering both you and her

Yo I heard you gave Megan a mayonnaise teddy bear?
Hell yeah dude, it was gross but kinda hot.

by BabyWhiteSeal July 29, 2019