Dolphin man

A song made by an absolute 'g' (greg) danny Gonzalez who you should all subscribe to and become greg
He was just a dolphin
Swimming in the sea
With his dolphin friends
Happy as can be
Until one day he went
Adventure on to land
And he got bitten by
A radioactive man
Now he's dolphin man
Half dolphin, half man
Hear him screech at night
Cuz he just wants a friend
He'll be quite a fright
If you run in to him
In the dark abandoned house
Where he lives
Ohh
You know he may come off strong
But he's not what he seems
If he ever catches you
You can bet that you'll scream
Like
Help, let me go(x3)
Let me go tonight
You'll scream
Help, let me go(x3)
Stop kidnapping me
She was just a lady
Not a care in the world
'Till she saw some grown men
Kidnapping a girl
She said
Help, let me go
So she sprung into action
Then she looked right at a neckless
And became Scarlett Johansson
Then she kicked all their asses
Varli, savior of the masses
Don't know where that neckless came from
Love more, hate less, that's the message
Dolphin man saw her on TV
And gave her a call
They formed the best crime-fighting team
In the world
Ohh
Then they saved the president
From an alien race
It was all over the news
He was screaming in space
Like
Help, let me go(x3)
Let me go tonight
He said
Help, let me go(x3)
Stop kidnapping me
Help, let me go(x3)
Let me go tonight
He said
Help, let me go(x3)
Stop kidnapping me
Songwriters: Daniel James Gonzalez
by The interlectual January 27, 2020
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DUFF Man

The wingman who takes one for the team and talks to the Designated Ugly Fat Friend (DUFF). So the player has the opportunity to pick up the babe.
James was a great DUFF Man last night, otherwise I would have never gotten that babe home.
by Frankie B Govan September 05, 2015
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man stump

a dick that is not soft but not too hard. also known as erectile disfunction
i suffer from man stump my dick cant be hard
by satan's ass hole April 14, 2018
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Jag Man

NOUN

A man who has the taste and style to own and/or operate a Jaguar car.

(Does not apply to owners of the S-Type, as thats just a mondeo)

"Jag man says - I'd sooner push a Jaguar than drive a ford"

"Check out the Jag man, wish i had one of them
by Mike (Jag Man) D. Sanders August 05, 2008
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urban man

A giga chad that said V1nce had balls the size of bowling balls (which V1nce does)

Sub to V1nce or you have no life
You see urban man the giga chad
by V1nce has iron balls April 21, 2022
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man drawer

A space, normally a drawer, in which all men keep there manly items. Such items can include:
Tools
Condoms
Porn mags
Batteries
Keys
Padlocks

Alternatively, a drawer at a girlfriend's place where he keeps a few things for when he stays over.

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"John was thinking about how to fix the TV before whipping out a screwdriver from his man drawer."

"Dave quickly shoved his porn mag in his man drawer as his mom came into the room."

"Jane insisted that Bob kept a spare pair of boxers, socks and a toothbrush at her place, designating him a man drawer."
by CharSet July 23, 2009
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