making haste

To run or leave an area at a rapid pace.

After ding dong ditching the neighbor hood pervert you look over to u friend and say (we are making haste now)

by Jon trollinski January 06, 2014

Make a Jp

To fail so bad that people start doubting about the existence of your brain, or start referring to you as brainless.

I got a 0% on the test, I think I made a Jp.
I made a Jp yesterday, people started saying my dog has a higher IQ than me.
If you make a Jp, than your IQ is lower than a gold fish.

by titsrainbowssparkle November 02, 2014

Making Brownies

A heinous act of revenue which involves shitting into a dryer and then turning it on.

Bro 1: "Dude, these frat bros at this party are dicks."
Bro 2: "Agreed, that's why I'm making brownies before I leave"
Bro 1: "I got a big one brewing, I'll join you."

by konnichiwa_this August 19, 2022

Make a Swamp

To have to go take a giant wet shit that will make the bathroom similar to a damp swamp

I'll be right back guys, I have to go make a swamp.

by Bubbie Bubbington January 08, 2018

Make it a Caroline

When ordering at Chipotle say "make it a Caroline" to add salad dressing to the order.

Caroline is the style of salad dressing.

Please make it a Caroline!

by Chreeeeees April 17, 2021

making four

Making a discovery; Coming to a sudden realization. (Putting two and two together)

Angelo finally made four when he saw the remarkable similarities bewtween his son and his wife’s coworker Mark.

Tom made four after stepping in a puddle on his son’s floor and picking up the Hustler Magazine from his nightstand.

Very very slow people can have trouble when it comes to making four.

by Liamj21 February 05, 2019

make bumps

have sex. variant of bump uglies

Bill and Kelly are totally gonna make bumps on your mom's bed at the party tonight

by blah101010 August 26, 2010