College Student A: "I don't have the money right now, can I pay you back tomorrow?"
College Student B: "Sure, just come by tomorrow morning."
College Student A: "Okay!"
THE NEXT DAY, 9 AM
College Student A: "Hey, I have your money!"
College Student B: (waking up) "Goddamn it, I meant COLLEGE MORNING."
College Student B: "Sure, just come by tomorrow morning."
College Student A: "Okay!"
THE NEXT DAY, 9 AM
College Student A: "Hey, I have your money!"
College Student B: (waking up) "Goddamn it, I meant COLLEGE MORNING."
by gmu2012 March 27, 2010
Wait until an unsuspecting fool falls asleep with their mouth open. In the early morning hours - rip your underwear off, place your asshole flush against their open mouth, and fart as hard as you can.
This will usually result in the victim violently coughing, and having intense diarrhea.
This will usually result in the victim violently coughing, and having intense diarrhea.
Today I performed the old Morning Glory prank. My roommate Todd was coughing and shitting himself all day. What an idiot.
Yesterday, I tried pulling of the ol' Morning Glory trick, but my friends mom caught me ripping my underwear off and told me to go home.
Yesterday, I tried pulling of the ol' Morning Glory trick, but my friends mom caught me ripping my underwear off and told me to go home.
by Bulbous Jack H December 20, 2011
Any morning when one finds themselves coming down from a trip.
This definition comes from the phrase coined by Hunter S Thompson, "Every day is Saturday Night, Every morning, Sunday Morning".
This phrase also appears on the Ladytron song "the Weekend" and is referenced in several other songs by the same band.
See also
psychedelic hangover
This definition comes from the phrase coined by Hunter S Thompson, "Every day is Saturday Night, Every morning, Sunday Morning".
This phrase also appears on the Ladytron song "the Weekend" and is referenced in several other songs by the same band.
See also
psychedelic hangover
Angie is falling asleep during first period on a Monday
Steve asks, "What's up with You?"
Angie replies, without lifting her head from the table, "Shut up, It's Sunday morning ><'."
Steve asks, "What's up with You?"
Angie replies, without lifting her head from the table, "Shut up, It's Sunday morning ><'."
by TheArchitect'sWordAdder March 28, 2009
"Dude, I hate morning glories, I am trying to sleep, I wake up one sec and I've got a huge fucking boner and need to pee."
by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003
(noun)early-morning hard-on (erection) brought on by a full bladder and awakening with sex-related thoughts or from a sexual dream.
I enjoyed my morning glory by fingering myself for a moment,lubricating my cockhead with some spittle,then gently rolling her over and mounting her while she was still asleep.
by Jake January 21, 2004
by Dangli Wang October 17, 2018
A characteristic of the male human. The morning stiffy occurs at about 6 AM. Hard to ignore by the male, it should be hidden from the human female, lest she think that it is a lollipop....
"Well, I woke up with a morning stiffy... so I wanted to do up the old lady, but she said, 'Get away from me !!'"....
"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."
"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."
by Johnny Chingas June 29, 2009