Pulling a Mirage is lying about attempting suicide after a three day relationship, only for your online friends to find out that you’re mowing the lawn at that very instant from your sister.
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this girl is usually the smartest in her class but doesn't it show it out of respect for others. she takes time out of her schedule to tutor others and blesses others with her presence and hot body. One thing that should never be forgotten is that she has the best body out of every girl. shes got the curves any man wants and the waste line size all girls want. She makes every girl jealous but they cant help but love her. She intimidates teachers because she's just that awesome.
If you know a mira dont let a day go by where she doesnt know she is loved, and the most beautiful, smart, kind, and sexy girl in the world.
Because that is everything that Mira is.
this girl is usually the smartest in her class but doesn't it show it out of respect for others. she takes time out of her schedule to tutor others and blesses others with her presence and hot body. One thing that should never be forgotten is that she has the best body out of every girl. shes got the curves any man wants and the waste line size all girls want. She makes every girl jealous but they cant help but love her. She intimidates teachers because she's just that awesome.
If you know a mira dont let a day go by where she doesnt know she is loved, and the most beautiful, smart, kind, and sexy girl in the world.
Because that is everything that Mira is.
"Did you see Mira over there?"
"Yes! shes so hot that i jizzed and felt the urge to join a religion at the same time!"
"Yes! shes so hot that i jizzed and felt the urge to join a religion at the same time!"
by MiraLover95 May 2, 2013
Get the Mira mug.When one stares at their reflection so long they develop a severe admiration of what they see in the mirror. This severe admiration becomes a "mirror fuck" when they give themselves a once over and it looks like they're raping their reflection with their own eyes.
I looked so hot right before I left my house, that I mirror fucked myself for about 20 minutes before I finally left to go to the club!
by impo1kd April 20, 2007
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Get the polishing mirrors mug.A long streach of road in the middle of no where. The length can be shorter or longer then an actual physical mile of road. The road is usually completely straight, where you can see the length of it. ( i.e. Like the highway outside Las Vegas, Nevada heading for California.)
I drove the Miracle Mile last night, by myself at 4am. It's a miracle I could stay awake watching the hypnotic road pass under my wheels.
by Innocent Vice June 13, 2006
Get the Miracle Mile mug.the right you have when yor are arested a police officer (5.0, one time, fuzz, heat, po pos) read to you. they were made when a man named miranda was arrested and he pleaded that he didnt know he didnt have to talk to the police( that he had the right to remain silent) so he was found inocent
here are the miranda rights
"You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you at no cost. During any questioning, you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions, or make any statements."
here are the miranda rights
"You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you at no cost. During any questioning, you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions, or make any statements."
Jeff: its the 5.0 nuckas run
(cop jumps on the guy)
cop: your under arrest
(at questioning)
cop: i am going to read you your miranda rights
"You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you at no cost. During any questioning, you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions, or make any statements."
do you understand your rights
jeff: comminutst...
cop: do you!!??
Jeff: yes
(cop jumps on the guy)
cop: your under arrest
(at questioning)
cop: i am going to read you your miranda rights
"You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you at no cost. During any questioning, you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions, or make any statements."
do you understand your rights
jeff: comminutst...
cop: do you!!??
Jeff: yes
by what it do? September 8, 2008
Get the miranda rights mug.The Mirari is a magical orb that calls out to all who see it, filling their heads with dreams of conquest. Whispered tales claim the Mirari's shape changes as it tunes its powers to the desires of the person who possesses it. Karn, Silver Golem creted this orbto be a pod to study othe races and thinking a sphere to be the most stable shape but it soon started leeking enormous amounts of energy changing everything around it and driving people mad thats why descriptions of the orb seem to disagree. One this is certain: the Mirari has a bloody history, and more will die from their hunger to possess it for it gives who ever posses it unlimited power.
by Slobad June 13, 2004
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