Milf Day

The day after Mother's Day

On Mother's Day, many mothers post pictures celebrating their special day, thereby allowing for Milf Day, when the milfs found the day prior are celebrated.

by Morgan_Rose99 May 09, 2022

Condensed milf

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.

I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.

by Dookie Dan November 06, 2020

milf in progress

A girl who looks like she will be a really good looking milf once she has kids.

While looking at pictures on Facebook:

Mike: She looks great, I think she'll look great even after she has kids.

Jay: Yeah man, she's totally a milf in progress.

by Jesus Ray Shuttleworth June 10, 2012

Moeller Milf

A mother of a archbishop Moeller high school student that is unusually hot for her age.

Dude Mrs.Mercurio is a Moeller Milf

by LittleManJJ1 January 22, 2022

milf mill

an area where attractive moms often congregate.

"dude have you been to that new save on foods? its a total milf mill!"

by cutmeaslice October 13, 2009

Milf Bod

An woman with a great body, that not even a having baby could ruin.

“Damn, no matter what happens in life Phoebe will always have that milf bod”

by Such Talent February 11, 2019

Jurassic MILF

A senior aged to post-cougar MILF in remarkably good shape and figure, most often observed at higher-end grocery stores. Jurassic MILFs are usually only spotted by men post-40 years of age as the lowest age bracket. Particularly fine specimens with glorious plumage can attract the attention of adult males as young as 15 years of age. Jurassic MILFs have become far more prevalent with later aged divorce rates and improved brassiere technology while younger females average heavier mass.

Jurassic MILFs should not be confused with "backside hit and runs" where a viewer's initial evaluation of garmented backside approval meets a leathered front side. Some Jurassic MILFs are such an enigma that another shopping cart drive-by is needed to fully absorb the situation. Jurassic MILF's are a more proud, stable, and submissive creature that lack the attention deficit of the Cougar. For this reason, idle attempts at conversation are low risk without mental Seppuku.

Yeah, Casi's on the corner....great fish. Try it, its the autobaun of MILF to Jurassic MILF.

by contributer_to_pop March 07, 2014