Massimo

a stupid guy no one likes cause he always gets mad and will annoy you to find out what annoys you most so he can laugh at you getting mad so you can use it as an insult so like it means your an stupid salty annoying idiot.

YOUR A MASSIMO!

by OkSoImANerdDoYouHaveAProblem November 21, 2019

mc massive

very good / fat / big

My god that tune had the most mc massive of bass lines

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

massimo

someone who refuses to skeet for money
or
someone who gets no action

man, that guy is such a massimo

by teabagger June 21, 2004

Messimalism

A style of interior design, characterized by random clusters of household items situated away from their normal storage location. Most popular with single people.

Errr...yeah, the socks and plates are meant to be on the couch. You're obviously not familiar with latest concepts in messimalism.

by mk188 October 3, 2010

MessiFan124

a dedicated Messi fan, who will masturbate to a picture of Messi before every match/game for good luck.

- ''Do u join a MessiFan124 before the match?''
- '' Yeah my dude, i would like to join a MessiFan124 later today.''

by ZickmicZ November 3, 2017

Messica

That bonkers chick from Love is Blind.

"Did you see her feed her dog wine?!" "Classic Messica, man"

by Dontfeedanimalswine March 5, 2020

Messiphoria

the orgasmish feeling that you get when you're watching Messi play football.

DUDE 1: Yo! we're going out tonight right?
DUDE 2: I can't bruh. I'm watching MESSI play tonight!
DUDE 1: You're having a MESSIPHORIA! I feel you bruh!
DUDE 2: Bruh!
DUDE 1: BRUUUUUH!

by Not a fckn noob January 26, 2021