Matthew Bednarski

A narcissistic dipshit, normally used to define a male who does not laugh at typical jokes created by friends. Normally likes rich, model-like women.

That Matthew Bednarski thinks he's cooler than his coworkers!

by NotAllWeebsLikeTentacles June 15, 2019

Matthew Fairchild

A man who many would die for. He has immaculate taste in waistcoats, a drinking problem and a dark secret. All hail Matthew Fairchild, a man who just deserves a little bit of happiness and is hot as fuck

Girl: Oh do you have a boyfriend then?
Me: No im in love with someone else
Girl: Wow who?
Me: Matthew Fairchild

by Averyconfusedperson September 28, 2020

Matthew Hine

Matthew Hine is a disgusting old man who has an unwashed, ugly beard and face. He doesn’t take showers, and is overall unhygienic. His underwear is always showing, usually pink and purple. No one likes this teacher, who is a pushover that spits and no one understands what he’s saying. He gives out awkward smiles and his beard is normally drenched in coffee and breakfast.

“Ew, Mr. Hine is chewing on his pen while staring at his students!”

Matthew Hine is a person everyone hates.

by M Al Hashmi February 24, 2019

Matthew McConaughey

(v) Taking long and calm drives while deep in your thoughts (most appropriate when in a Lincoln)

Stressed Individual: I need to go think things through. I'm going for a Matthew McConaughey; I'll be back in a few hours.

by Narobic February 8, 2019

Matthew Marmai

A boy. Looks like a rat. Not very good looking. Sometimes nightmares caused by him. Married to my friend. Thinks he’s awesome but when I’m reality he isn

Sarah: Who’s that kid wearing Gucci
Bob: Must be Matthew Marmai

by Maislin May 28, 2018

Matthew-Davis

Chipmunk faced, acne ridden, pre pubescent boy. We don't know how he ended up with a girlfriend. Extremely awkward and nerdy.

Person A: Wow is he ambidextrous?
Person B: No that's just Matthew-Davis, it's not cool when it's him.

by Tiktoktiptop May 7, 2018

matthew woodward

a strange being that is rumored to have a strange set of eye brows half way up his forehead. legend has it that they will help everything they see until the world has been helped

"wow look at those eyebrows, they remind me of matthew woodward"

by One puff May 21, 2016