Beat massage

Designates a happy ending massage from a man to another man, which sits somewhere between homosexuality and awkwardness, while avoiding either extremes.

Ideally, there is some minimal protest (no homo) but strong reactions are best avoided at first. On the third instance of genital contact, client must make a strong stance as to re-affirm his ambiguous heterosexuality.

The deed is then ideally shared both through social media and in person to all who will hear it.

"I got myself a nice beat massage, he fondled me twice and that was good but I had to put a stop to that gay shit the 3rd time so I threw him out."

"A beat massage is nothing, I give my mother a beat massage."

by Anon___123 September 28, 2019

Coronal Mass Ejection

A huge, loud ass cough.

Excuse me, I just had a Coronal Mass Ejection.

by NihilegoBuil October 20, 2020

DIY Masks

Design your own washable face shield to distinguish yourself from the crowd, be it from a used bra, bikini, or briefs—let your creativity shine by doing it yourself.

With mask wearing becoming the new-normal habit for millions of people worldwide in post-pandemic, DIY masks provides artists and creatives an opportunity to showcase their hidden talents to those around them and to countless others on social media.

by MathPlus April 6, 2021

Mouth Massage

Similar to a blow job, but more sensual. It features firm pressure on top and bottom of the shaft and head, relaxing the muscles and enhancing male blood flow and satisfaction. Mouth masseuses will tell you, “it’s all about the tongue.” Professionals will swallow, and follow through on the technique until the man is fully empty.

Stuck in a traffic jam and seeing Kyle under severe emotional duress as the driver, Melissa started rubbing his neck from the passenger side, then leaned over and proceeded to administer a mouth massage to help him relax.

by Snowdrops22 June 20, 2022

Weapons of Mass Destruction

It's okay for some countries to have, like North Korea, but not others, like everybody else.

by Anonymous July 8, 2003

Weapons of Mass Casualty

Any weapon that is designed to kill large numbers of people, without necessarily destroying property. However, they may also cause enormous damage as well.

Anthrax, sarin nerve gas, and nuclear weapons all fall under this category.

by Pinto July 31, 2003

Weapon of Mass Dysfunction

A person or object that causes high levels of problems for people, organizations and groups.

John Swanson is such a screw up he is like a weapon of mass dysfunction for our group.

by Coolest Man Alive July 19, 2011