Origin unknown. Purpose unknown. States the obvious, accepts all credit, rejects all blame.
An increasingly common plague found in the work place which causes annoyance and despair in other co-workers. Thrives on board-meetings, dependent on company mobile phones, Outlook, and a considerable yearly budget with no questions asked on how its gets pissed up the wall on nothing. Able to speak but prefers to do any communication through email which is the sole purpose of computers.
Uses any opportunity to voice their opinions and set policy on matters which are none of their concern and to which they have knowledge of. Usually the bane of any Web-Developers existence.
Able to plan projects perfectly without any of the minor concerns such as development or implementation.
Curiously, all Marketing plague-people start as a Manager. There is no lower position available although there is never actually anyone to manage.
An increasingly common plague found in the work place which causes annoyance and despair in other co-workers. Thrives on board-meetings, dependent on company mobile phones, Outlook, and a considerable yearly budget with no questions asked on how its gets pissed up the wall on nothing. Able to speak but prefers to do any communication through email which is the sole purpose of computers.
Uses any opportunity to voice their opinions and set policy on matters which are none of their concern and to which they have knowledge of. Usually the bane of any Web-Developers existence.
Able to plan projects perfectly without any of the minor concerns such as development or implementation.
Curiously, all Marketing plague-people start as a Manager. There is no lower position available although there is never actually anyone to manage.
see above for example. Be wary of any person who says they are "Marketing". Lose all hope when dealing with a "Marketing Consultant".
by newmediamonkey August 21, 2007
Get the marketing mug.Female version of the name Mark (Marcus) : Saint Mark was the author of the second Gospel in the New Testament. He is the patron saint of Venice, where he is supposedly buried.
Markella is a girls name that means warm hearted and good friend. Very independant, strong and opinionated but can have a very casual and relaxed demeanor.
Markellas can be extremely stubborn, but once you have sat them down and talked to them they usually get all warm and fuzzy again. Lover of the feline species. Usually pick names for their cats that are not original!
Markella is a girls name that means warm hearted and good friend. Very independant, strong and opinionated but can have a very casual and relaxed demeanor.
Markellas can be extremely stubborn, but once you have sat them down and talked to them they usually get all warm and fuzzy again. Lover of the feline species. Usually pick names for their cats that are not original!
Dont be so Markella!!!
(= Dont be so stubborn!!!)
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(= Dont be so stubborn!!!)
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by shipbrat February 4, 2010
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The constant, incessant and relentless assult on the senses of the public and individual's alike by the corporate community and/or the government designed to alter, influence and even impair your ability to effect your own unbaised and reasonable needs, wants, and opinions.
1) Modern U.S. corporations spend hundreds of billions of dollars each year to perpetuate the marketing machine in order promote ravenous consumerism to a virtually unchecked capitalistic society that plunders the Earth's resources and harms developing countries.
2) Bush and Cheney employed a massive marketing machine to sell the Iraqi war to the public, promote ongoing fear from 9/11, and shrunk the gap in the separation of church and state in order to get re-elected despite a disasterous 1st term in office.
2) Bush and Cheney employed a massive marketing machine to sell the Iraqi war to the public, promote ongoing fear from 9/11, and shrunk the gap in the separation of church and state in order to get re-elected despite a disasterous 1st term in office.
by Tenacious Faulker May 19, 2009
Get the marketing machine mug.Fractal marketing is the process by which a product or service is promoted through modern electronic media and is subsequently picked up and scattered by potential consumers.
Whereas viral marketing presupposes that a consumer is infected with the intended message, fractal marketing reflects that the consumer modifies the message: it's still part of the snowflake's pattern, just a unique piece of it.
Whereas viral marketing presupposes that a consumer is infected with the intended message, fractal marketing reflects that the consumer modifies the message: it's still part of the snowflake's pattern, just a unique piece of it.
An example of fractal marketing would be Apple's Switch campaign of 2002 and Ellen Feiss's subsequently marketed web identity. They are affiliated, they are part of the same pattern, but this outcome could not be predicted by Apple.
by Olwen Lloyd December 9, 2008
Get the fractal marketing mug.A type of drama that is not ridiculously high, given the current surroundings. When someone is experiencing a drama in their life that is overwhelming, and requires them to contemplate taking their own life!
Shawn: Whats happening with you?
G-Slyce : I swear there is SOOO Much Drama @ Marketplace, that I might just cut someone with my scissors. People need to eff off.... I'ma CUT YOU!
Shawn: So, you're not gonna tour in the morning?
G-Slyce : I swear there is SOOO Much Drama @ Marketplace, that I might just cut someone with my scissors. People need to eff off.... I'ma CUT YOU!
Shawn: So, you're not gonna tour in the morning?
by SHenderson January 21, 2010
Get the SOOO Much Drama @ Marketplace mug.Markeise is the best and he fine. Nobody else name spelled like his either. Markeise is real nice and sweet and he not a cheater he always be nice to his bae he put his bae before everybody.
Markeise Crush: Girl Markeise just hugged me I feel so special.
Her Friend: He prolly like u because he always smiling at u with his fine dimples.
Her Friend: He prolly like u because he always smiling at u with his fine dimples.
by Chickhere November 29, 2018
Get the Markeise mug.A nigga that inserts his giant cock into a female and instantly creates another universe. Will kill you and your entire family afterwards.
I kinda want a Dirty Markell in me right now
Dirty Markell will make you shit your pants just by being in it’s presence
Dirty Markell will make you shit your pants just by being in it’s presence
by Jur Retarded May 2, 2020
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